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Slavic dad Ilya is precious to me with his big loud cough and dressing gown coming downstairs and sighing all the time.
So now, I present to you: Ilya Rozanov being a grumpy Slavic Papa about his son playing video games, staying up late, messing up the lounge and wanting to eat cereal and go to the mall!
Doesn’t he know we have food at home? Your crumbs are going to bring mice into the house! Turn on the light, you’ll hurt your eyes! (Loud Slavic dad cough) Ah! People drive too fast on our street! (Loud FaceTime noises and all calls are on speaker phone)
If you know, you know. If you don’t know, you will never know.
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- Part 3 of Funny Hollanov Fics
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28 Jun 2026
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27 suits by artfullofchaos, evaesheim
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is the guy standing beside every wedding, delivering every speech, and fixing every crisis. He’s indispensable to everyone else’s happiness… except no one ever really asks what he wants for his own.
Until Ilya Rozanov, a cynical journalist with a dismissive view of marriage and everything it represents, crosses paths with Shane and decides to use his life as the subject of a feature on the “eternal best man,” a stepping stone toward more serious journalistic work, without Shane ever suspecting his intentions.
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27 Jun 2026
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His mercy was now intrinsically tied with his damnation. It wasn't always easy to separate the two; in the dark after waking up, in between the sheets when Ryan would grab him too quickly, in the moments where they did wander into another room without the other. The entity had become accustomed to the lack of opportunities and had begun appearing faster as a result. A bathroom break could lead to a concussion, stepping outside to grab the mail leading to a battered torso.
It was never fast enough to kill them, but that didn't make it any less grueling. Naim would never forget looking up at the face of his coveted while his lungs burned, feeling the air being crushed out of him and only being able to think, my beloved, my beloved, my beloved.
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26 Jun 2026
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Tap. Tap. Tap.
Ryan shot up from his bed, fear rising in his chest. He threw the covers off of himself, walking to the window to see:
"Naim? What are you—" He opened the window. "What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Ryan," said Naim. "I have to talk to you. Please. Come outside?"
A chill crept through Ryan's body, the fear lingering. He would have. He wanted to. Alas,
"Someone will... It's a bad idea, okay? Go home."
Naim looked at him, too perfect. Too sweet. "Please Ryan."
"No. We— we can't. Leave me alone."
(A collection of scenes from Ryan's perspective, an idea of what Entity!Naim said to him and what he went through. NO generative ai used!)
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26 Jun 2026
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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
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1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
[cont…]subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
#first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
quick tell me what amateur porn meanshunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
#shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relationsIlya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.
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- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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26 Jun 2026