BeanSaysHi
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- Undertale (Video Game) (8)
- Real Person Fiction (7)
- Original Work (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (4)
- Vocaloid (4)
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RED AND BLUE CALL THAT STAR AND SPANGLED by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Vocaloid
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: disneymoto, cryptic, mr skelly
While comforting Thomas over yet another heartbreak, Miku has finally had enough. Luckily, she has just the right plan to teach that despicable purple rabbit a lesson.
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Miku says its hunting season! And it somehow makes the best fic of the batch
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- Part 30 of Frantic Fanfic
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Kratos meets his match by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), God of War (Video Games), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: cryptic, mr skelly, disneymoto
A strange portal can lead to stranger meetings. Who ever said that a drunken new yorker and a god killer couldn't find love? Who ever thought it might be with each other?
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Give us a character, and we will make yaoi. Give us a drunken man and a greek god- and we will make even yaoi-er
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- Part 29 of Frantic Fanfic
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NEW WORLD by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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WRITERS: mr skelly, disneymoto, cryptic
After attempting to play a strange VR game he had managed to find access to on Ebay, CaptainSparklez finds himself unable to take the headset off. Now trapped in this digital realm, as his minecraft character nonetheless, will the Captain be able to survive its wacky adventures and escape the circus? Or will he end up abstracted like his predecessors before him.
Only time can tell, and maybe, just maybe, that toothy Ringmaster will be the final key he needs to reach his goals.aka
CaptainSparklez in da circus, what will he do!!! He should yaoi
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- Part 28 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 430
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- 1/1
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A Long Tail by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: God of War (Video Games), モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
30 Jan 2026
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WRITERS: dani, nyanko, mr skelly
A cold bite filled the air as the worst of Fimbulwinter had begun. Kratos had been stalking the forests near the home when he became aware of another being. This creature was far to large to be some ordinary human. However, it was far too weak to be some sort of god. Slowly, he reached for his Leviathan Axe before moving closer. The creature was mostly comprised of a long, red serpent's tail with the upper half of a woman. Could this be a gorgon who strayed too far from her home? He narrowed his eyes as he prodded her cold tail with his axe.
"Girl...are you awake?"aka
Frantic fanfic goes wholesome with the strangest mix of characters.
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- Part 27 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 377
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- 1/1
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- 4
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WRITERS: dani, mr skelly, luvfemboys
Sans encounters a strange merc yelling up a storm in his favorite food place.
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Scout is really just jumping to every universe now isnt he? Good for him, good for him
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- Part 26 of Frantic Fanfic
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- English
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- 378
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- 4
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Frantic Fanfic by BeanSaysHi
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Breaking Bad, Chick-fil-A "Eat Mor Chikin" Commercials, Fairly OddParents, Five Nights at Freddy's, God of War (Video Games), McDonaldland, Meru the Succubus (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), My Little Pony, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Original Work, pink sauce - Fandom, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Real Person Fiction, Sesame Street (US TV), Shrek (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Team Fortress 2, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), The Lorax (2012), Transformers - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), VeggieTales, Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Mar 2026
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A collection of frantic fanfics me and friends have made over the years. Each fic's summaries start with the writers FF usernames in order of who wrote each part
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Five times Rick used the beacon to call Birdperson, plus one time he didn't have to.
A slowburn running from pre-canon to late season five.
Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
06 Jul 2026
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Prime waves a hand over Morty’s sleeping form. Rick’s throat tightens. “Everyone has a pressure point! Finding yours was easy— hell, I could take my pick! But this felt fitting.” His eyes dart over to Morty, chuckling. “After all this time, you’re still dragging my Morty around. You care about him— that’s fucking hilarious, you know that?”
Rick has to swallow down the bile that rises to his throat. He stands stiffly in the doorway and tries to keep his tone from trembling when he finally finds his voice. “What the hell do you want from me?”
Prime looks him over, an open and cocky grin fading into a confident and smug smile. “I wanted to talk, C-137. Is that so bad?”
“You’re threatening my grandson to do it.” His voice cracks a little at that. He hates himself for it.
“My grandson technically.” Prime rolls his eyes. “But whatever, I guess it’s fair. Never got your own Morty, right?”
(A nightmare urges Rick to check on the rest of the family members. Turns out, his fears might not have been so unfounded. In the aftermath, an honest conversation about who Prime is and how he should be dealt with is born.)
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- Part 3 of Here There Be Ricks And Mortys
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- English
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- 4,657
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Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
04 Jul 2026
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How is he supposed to fight a guy who just patches himself back together like that? What kind of weapon will do enough to compete with being shot in the head and still coming back? God— why are the lights so bright in here? Why is everything blurry? Is the ground moving or is it just him? Is gravity increasing on him? Why—
“You’re looking a little pale.” Prime tells him— definitely amused. It hits Rick like a sack of bricks then, and Prime’s smile widens when he sees it in his eyes. “Just one touch is all it takes, huh?”
Touch. Rick thinks as the ground seems to give out beneath him— or maybe that’s just his legs. It doesn’t matter— he hits the floor gasping either way, trembling and completely having lost control of the situation. All he knows is Prime did something. Put something in his system— through the touch? Skin to skin contact? Whatever it is, it’s strong.
(Rick tries to protect Morty, Prime is a walking mindfuck of a person, and Morty is through with Rick-related bullshit. Needless to say, the first real confrontation with Prime does not go well. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t anything to salvage from the encounter.)
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- Part 2 of Here There Be Ricks And Mortys
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- English
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- 5,229
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- 1/1
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- 12
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- 640
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- 75
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Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
04 Jul 2026
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“Hey, um, Morty.”
“Yeah?” Morty looks up, handing over the tool Rick just asked for.
Rick takes it, fiddling with it in his hands. Morty seems to know immediately that something is off when he does, a frown tugging on his lips, and Rick has to force the words out but he gets there in the end. “How… How long have you known that I’m not your Rick?”
(In another world, slightly to the left, Rick agonizes over the eventuality of Morty realizing that he’s not his Rick, only to find out Morty has already figured it out.)
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- Part 1 of Here There Be Ricks And Mortys
- Language:
- English
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- 13,767
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
04 Jul 2026
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Putting my R&M stuff here for organization. Probably a lot of Grandpa Rick, BAMF Morty, and possibly Evil Morty content because that's what I like and those are my favorite characters. No incest or any of that. Only family and Hurt/Comfort.
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Bookmarked by BeanSaysHi
04 Jul 2026