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   Stress-Relief by micmacs

   Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler/William Murderface
   • Dethklok (Metalocalypse)
   • Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler
   • William Murderface
   • Abigail Remeltindtdrinc
   • Charles Foster Offdensen
   • Episode: S04E09 Going Downklok
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Blow Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • Embarrassment
   • Masturbation
   • Hand Jobs
   • Facials
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Anal Sex
   • First Time
   • Teasing
   • Being Walked in On
   • Scratching
   • Biting
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Gay Sex
   • Boys Kissing
   • Regret
   • Porn with Plot
   • Light Angst
   • Arguing
   • Apologies
   • Multiple Orgasms

   Summary

   Murderface is wound-up. Fuck that, he's horny as shit. He can't even think straight. After an entire masturbation-free month, spent far from society in the deepest depths of the ocean, the ONLY thing on his mind is satisfaction. He's in no state to think about his shitty side-band, let alone put any amount of energy into it. His producer, Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, is not of the same mindset. But, when a favour between friends turns into something much deeper, the two realise they may have more in common than initially suspected.

   Basically, Dick and Willy explore themselves and each other, literally and figuratively.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,276

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   30

   Kudos:

   63

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   19 Feb 2026