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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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26 Jun 2026
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Coming out to the Pike's was not the plan for the evening.
It wasn't even in the top 10 list.
And yet, here Shane is, sitting on their living room floor, having fought Rose Landry to get his phone back, and making a Face. He knows he is making a face, he can feel his forehead scrunching and his jaw aching and he can do nothing about it except wait for -
"So who's Lily?!"
Fuck.
This is mostly a series of vignettes focusing on Shane's friendships with Rose, Jackie and Hayden, in that order.
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20 Jun 2026
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the fuckboy challenge (fuckboy not included) by shadowquill17
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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“Okay, Roz, the challenge is simple,” Davey says, slightly hurried like he knows he’s losing their focus. “Three questions. First, think of the best sex of your life.”
“Yes.”
Rozanov looks very relaxed, surrounded by his team, casually indulging rookies like he has all the time in the world.
“Now, uh, you grade it out of ten. Not the person, like—not how hot the person was, but how good the sex was, yeah?”
“Would be same answer anyway,” Rozanov says easily. “Twelve.”
Or, a video of Ilya doing the “fuckboy challenge” is posted. The internet reacts.
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19 Jun 2026
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“SHANE YOU ARE WEARING SHORTS.”
“Yes?”
“Shane. You are wearing shorts.”
“Ilya, you’re repeating the same sentence. They’re just some shorts.”
“No, this is not just shorts. They knew exactly what they were doing putting you in these.”
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OR: Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected.
Chapter 2: Ilya Rozanov vs stan twitter
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- Part 1 of Hollanov Reacts
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17 Jun 2026