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    Timmy the Explorer by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    24 Dec 2024

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    Tim was on a mission.

    It was a very big one. He knew that the trek from Drake Manor to Wayne Manor was at least an hour away if he made his little legs run very fast.

    But the fact was that it was raining. And that made it a dangerous mission, because water slid across the roads and pavements, making it very easy for him to slip and fall.

    But! He had a jacket, he had his boots, and he had an umbrella. And, again, Tim was on a very important and grandiose mission.

    A mission to get a hug from Dick Grayson.

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    i totally don't have amnesia by for odd_izzy

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    20 May 2024

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    based on this john mulaney bit: “I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital. A lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go "Who are you?" Because that's not how you act when you don't recognize somebody. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize, you went, "Who are you?" I always try to be really polite in life, so like if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and they'd be like "Hi John, we're so happy you're awake." And I'd just be like, "Oh, hey, man, how's it going?", "Oh, hey, dude, nice to see you again." because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    rough wooing by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)  

    31 Dec 2022

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    Tim sighed at the box of chocolates sitting innocently on his desk.

    He knew who they were from.

    The ninjas currently lurking in the limited shadows of his office knew who they were from.

    Tam knew who they were from.

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    Dick visits Tim at work and finds out some slightly concerning things about his brother's rivalry with Ra's Al Ghul.

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    unleash the beast (with a kiss on the cheek) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    01 Jan 2023

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    Dick's chest tightened as his lips parted to say something that he'd truly regret.

    Before a pair of lips pressed against his cheek, then disappeared so quickly that Dick was almost sure he'd imagined it. If it weren't for Bruce's fractionally wide eyes, Dick would think he had.

    Slowly, he turned his head to the side. Tim smiled back at him.

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    Tim decides to try and be more affectionate towards Dick via cheek kisses. Little does he know what he's about to unleash.

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    Detective Tim vs The Mystery of Amnesia by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

    06 Sep 2022

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    You know when you wake up in pure confusion, disorientation so intense that you have no idea where you are and who you are, and all you can do is blink and wait for your brain to finish ‘loading update 3 of 207, please do not restart your computer’?

    Yeah, Tim is feeling a whole lot of that.

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    Tim wakes up with amnesia, doesn't know how to politely tell everyone he doesn't know them, and decides that he can detective his way out of saying anything.

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    29 Jun 2026