Ashfords



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    87
    Comments:
    342
    Kudos:
    36,782
    Bookmarks:
    5,153
    Hits:
    242,302

    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    10,958
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    370

    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

    Tags
    Summary

    "Hey, this is Peter! Leave a message!"

    "Kid, I swear to god, if you send me to voicemail one more damn time, I'm gonna block you."

    ---
    Or:
    Peter Parker goes AWOL after Endgame. The Avengers can't find him ANYWHERE.
    Tony leaves a lot of messages.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    4,857

    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

    Tags
    Summary

    And the 1 time they are not.
    ______

    “I have to go back to the lab and stop the robots from their software. If you so much as hurt your pinkie, you tap out. Capisce?”

    Peter looks to the side and watches two robots destroy another building. There is a large hole that makes the apartment unsteady at its base.

    “Don’t you think that’s a little dramatic?”

    “Fine, we’ll compromise. Find me if there are any bad injuries. FRIDAY will report your vitals so I’ll know if you’re avoiding me. Make this easier for the both of us.”

    There’s a loud crash that follows with screams of terror. He hears a child crying a few blocks away.

    They’re wasting time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,255
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    443
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    7,082

    10 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

    Tags
    Summary

    When Stanley Pines answered his brothers call for help, the last thing he expected was to find himself in his childhood bedroom, staring at his teenage twin brother, who was speaking literal gibberish.
    What followed quickly became #1 in 'Things Stan never wanted to experience ever again'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,514

    07 Jul 2026