ArsonOnNeptune

Victorian Crowley about to drink the laudanum, toasting glass



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  1. Rec 3

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    After what feels like hours, he finally makes it to the bottom floor and out the door, crashing into the smoggy street. He takes a deep breath, and starts walking. He needs to move, can’t even think about getting into a car without feeling claustrophobic. Maybe it will help him clear his head, shake off this discomfort. He tries not to think about how all this would be so much easier if he was dead. He isn’t supposed to think like that, he made a promise to Ratio, and he doesn't really mean it anyway. It would be nice, that’s all.

    or, Aventurine is having a bad day, but Ratio has an idea on how to help.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    THIS IS LITERALLY SO CANON OH MY GOD no literally THIS is how they would do it in canon

  2. Rec 52

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    Aventurine turned to look at Ratio, meeting eyes with himself instead.

    He stared, frozen in place, the power of the cornerstone responding with a wave of energy. This comfort was short-lived.

    Aventurine watched Ratio settle into his own body, the visceral confusion and shock unmasked on Aventurine’s face. He hated the fear in his eyes.

    Stripped of their physical forms, they find themselves stuck in vulnerability – for Aventurine, who has perfected the art of masquerading since young, and Dr. Ratio, who keeps his true feelings under wraps, a horror scenario come true.

    It's awkward and strangely tender to look upon one's own face carrying a different soul. Perhaps it's exactly that tenderness which will lead to their embrace beneath the blanket of night, and so much more…

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Love me a good body swap but this was NOT what I was expecting in the best way possible

  3. Rec 11

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    While everyone else seemed to treat Aventurine with indifference at best, Ratio has only grown more fond of him.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Read it. What a banger

  4. Rec 27

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    For Ratio’s birthday, Aventurine prepares the perfect evening.

    The gifts are expensive.

    The restaurant is flawless.

    The fireworks are timed to perfection.

    Unfortunately, none of those things seem to be what Ratio wants.

    Featuring: steel puzzles, terrible flirting, cats with strong opinions, and two idiots slowly learning that love is a lot less complicated than they keep making it.

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    31 May 2026

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    YEAAAAAAHHHHHH WHOOOOOHOOOOO

  5. Rec 4

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    Ratio is scared of rats.

    Aventurine is a rat exterminator

    Yeah thats it

     

    Oh god I'm never going to write a fic again

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    26 Apr 2026

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    I <3 crackfics
    This is such a funny concept, especially given their ship name