Apophis
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
25 Jun 2026
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“And what does this... button... do?” said Alastor.
Vox restrained himself. “It starts the program,” he said evenly.
Alastor delicately rearranged the mouse. Nothing happened.
“You need to click,” said Vox.
Alastor clicked.
“No—double click. Do it twice!”
Alastor clicked once, then—after a pause that seemed to last a full century—clicked again.
He was fucking with him. He had to be fucking with him. There was no way he was actually this bad at this.
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Or, in a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant, Vox sells his soul to Alastor, promising to assist him in all matters modern and otherwise. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Solf J. Kimberley, first (and last, if he can help it) of his name, is born for the second time on a metal gurney in a white room. Something is wrong with him; something has changed, something fundamental, but... what?
This isn't how it happens. In another universe, Solf K. Kimberley bleeds out and dies devoured by Pride. In this one, however... well, it all happens the other way around.
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happiness comes from the simple things by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
14 Apr 2026
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Vox falls asleep. Velvette and Valentino witness a miracle--and livestream it to all of their followers, naturally.
Or, Vox has a screensaver. Shenanigans ensue.
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The missing google doc of OECC; aka, the Sombra internet history chapter. Yes, this is the original; Google Drive automatically saved it for me when I viewed it.
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Lucifer is very aware that certain aspects of personal grooming tend to go out the window for him on bad days (or weeks—or months). He does his best to keep up with it—he really does! It's just that the more visible things like his hair and clothes get priority, and by the times he realizes what a disaster his living space has become, or even worse, his wings...
Things were easier when he was living alone and there was nobody else around to notice things like the powder down that he scatters all over the place when he hasn't preened himself properly in too long. At least, they were until someone reaches out a helping hand.
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Vox squints his eyes. “Who?”
Val and Vel both stare at him, dumbfounded.
They share a look with each other, just as confused as him. Vel clears her throat. “The Radio Demon?” she tries, like he should recognize it.
He doesn’t.
“Radio?” Vox furrows his brow, thinking. “Kind of outdated, isn’t it? Aren’t we in the modern era of television right now?” He makes a wide sweeping gesture. “Out with the old, in with the new!”
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or, an amnesiac box-head era Vox.
Featuring a very much meddling Alastor.
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arachnophobia? in MY unholy trinity? it’s more likely than you think! by melloncholy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2025
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There’s a spider in Vee Tower.
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If Angel calls for him, he'll step in.
He will. He's not fucking heartless. Velvette called him a doormat earlier and she's fucking wrong, he just knows when to pick his battles, and this is a real boundary he will enforce. Vox isn't allowed to break Val's things.
Angel just has to call for him.
A shrill scream cracks in the air and Valentino flinches, half jolting towards the motel door, before realizing that it was just the storm. Fucking scream rain. He worries the tip of his thumb at the junction between his phone and the case, fiddling with the blunt plastic, resisting the childish urge to chew on his nails.
It's fine. He's being stupid.
Or: Vox leaves Valentino to pick up the pieces of his latest brainwashing session. Valentino takes Angel home.
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Vox navigates to Alastor’s account, reports him for spam, and blocks him. Then unblocks him, because like hell is he having the last word.
@VoxPopuli: You are an amateur HACK with a DEATH WISH. One day you’re going to fuck around & find out, & you won’t enjoy what happens after.
@RadioDemon: That almost sounded like a threat!
Dread pools in Vox’s heart.
Minutes later, Vox gets an email that his account has been placed under review for threats of violence. He fumbles with the lock on his car door, kicks it open, and flings his phone across the barren street with a shriek of rage.
Or: Alastor's greatest joys in life are chasing tornadoes, risking his life, & making Vox regret being born. Vox plays whack-a-mole with TOS violations, accumulates credit card debt, & fails to blackmail anybody.
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- Part 6 of radiostatic week 2024