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An AU in which Charlie and Dennis hitch a ride with that trucker from the woods to Atlantic City except then they DO "split him open like a...like a coconut."
And it's a worthwhile time for everyone involved.
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In The Real Dark Night Of The Soul by AnthraxValentines for psychedelic_iridescent, ghoulette13
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Oct 2019
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[COMPLETE!]
In the real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.The sexual harassment seminar ends and Charlie goes to be alone in the empty bar. Dennis stumbles in a few hours later. This is a story in which they become overwhelmed with feelings they've long since buried, deal with resurfacing memories, and cave into years and years of pent-up desperation.
[A story involving dark themes; explicit and enthusiastically consensual situations; self-loathing; introspection; more explicit interactions; personal growth; courage; and a hopeful ending. All in under 24 hours. In other words, *THE* go-to elements if a character needs to feel something for once in his life.]
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Sweet Denial by AnthraxValentines for radiodurans_archive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Mar 2018
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You know I can’t come close to resisting you....
As far as Charlie's concerned, Dee might well be a goddess on earth. That's probably why he would do just about anything she tells him to.Written for Always Sunny RarePairs Two: Electric Boogaloo
Update: I was scrolling through one of my favorite fandom tumblr accounts and the blessed soul who runs it put this on a list of recommended CharDee fics?! *screams* Thank you, whoever you are!
Update update (Jan. 2019): I read through this again and am still really proud of it, but I've realized it is also pretttty cheesy. Roughly as cheesy as the summary (see above). Creative and sexy cheesy? I think so. But reminiscent at times of an old romance novel? Probably also yes. Enjoy. -
Mac and Charlie Get Unstuck by AnthraxValentines
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Mar 2018
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Two men stuck at the bottom of an abandoned diving pool where they played as children.
Mac doesn't fully appreciate how much he's depended on Charlie ever since they were messed-up little kids; it's no different now that they're messed-up adults. Charlie has seen Mac fly off the handle hundreds of times, and has defaulted to a kind of caretaker role when his friend needs to be brought back down to earth. They could never acknowledge this with each other; stuck on opposite sides of some invisible barrier.
Things are about to get very real for them.
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BTS: Bangtan Texting Seductively by peanutbutterjaegertime
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Mar 2020
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Basically a texting AU where BTS in a poly relationship & just flirt + sext each other all the dang time
this has been sitting in my google drive for TOO LONG for me to keep it to myself so here yall go
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grace pretty, rocky stare by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Apr 2026
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If Rocky propositions him during the workday, he makes no such attempt at a performance—or, as Rocky likes to call it, courtship.
After they determine this is indeed the word Rocky’s using, Grace snorts. “No. Courtship is, like, old-fashioned dating. Very formal old-fashioned dating.”
“No, no.” Rocky gestures to what he gave Grace. “Is courtship. Trust.”
“I don’t know what this is, but it’s not courtship!” Grace holds up the honest-to-God padded handcuffs Rocky made for him. They jingle a little. “Explain how this is old-fashioned to you. Quickly.”
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07 Apr 2026
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Sin límites. by Pink_ring
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace siempre ha sido un cobarde, temeroso de todo lo que pudiera dañarle. Pero con Rocky no tiene que preocuparse por eso, porque sabe que siempre estará para él.
En algún punto del tiempo sus sentimientos se difuminaron, su necesidad de afecto y contacto por algo más que no sea el lo está abrumando.
Que mejor para ayudarlo que aquel ser que ama tanto.O
Ambos crean una manera de tocarse y esto despierta deseos reprimidos en Grace, su amigo siempre está ahí para ayudarlo.
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06 Apr 2026
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A Discussion on Human Sexuality (and Pleasure) by LilacAndLavendr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Mar 2026
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“It is… hard to explain.”
”Try. I listen.”
Another sigh, and I drag my hands down my face before nodding. “Sometimes, there are humans who do not feel romantic or sexual attraction. Or may feel one but not the other. It is a spectrum kind of thing. Some people are totally repulsed by sex or romance, but others may be neutral or positive to the idea, but just do not feel attraction.”
“And that what Grace is?”
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Or: Rocky is curious about human mating rituals and sexuality after he and Grace have a conversation. Grace puts on a show.
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06 Apr 2026
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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