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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Wonderful spectacular luminating hilarious *muah*

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Shane whined wordlessly around his fingers, so Ilya gathered Shane onto his lap and wrapped his arms around him, "Hold on tight." Shane's arms went obediently around Ilya's neck, and Ilya rose from the sofa holding Shane in his arms, less gracefully than he would have liked, but still proud of himself for managing it. Shane clung on, pushing his erection against Ilya's stomach and Ilya carried him into the bedroom and dumped him onto the bed.

    Shane laughed, "Great dismount, show-off."
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    Ilya botches the dismount. Shane doesn't mind at all.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    this is so cute, makes me all goopy inside

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    Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Jackie and Shane share a quiet moment hiding away from the chaos of a Voyagers party.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    oohh jackie and shane. Underrated duo of all time. Wonderful, spectacular, uuuhhhh transcendent? Idk im running out of adjectives

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    26 Jun 2026