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    Mary spent her entire life lying. Then she died, and lied herself back to life. Now she’s trying to save her home from an ever-widening abscess in reality without letting anyone know she’s one of the things crawling out of it. And maybe, just maybe, getting back together with her ex in the process.

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    English
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    10,012
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    74
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    The Reaper has been reaped. The Many have been routed. His long story is at an end. What does a Paladin do in a world that doesn’t need him any more? Why, marry his Goddess, and go see the world he’s saved with her, of course.

    But a Paladin’s work is never done, especially when his Goddess’ domains include fertility, family, and a race known for their love of mischief.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,453
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    318
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    Carmen's a bunny fresh out of the burrow, who's just now realizing how big the rest of the world actually is. And how many predators there are out there. And how big some of those predators really are. Especially her roommate, a spotted hyena who just won't let her BE!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,940
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    972
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    Brooke knew there wasn't such a thing as love at first sight. There was, however, lust at first sight, and dear God, had she fallen head over heels in lust with Ophelia. This might be a problem, because Ophelia is a little weird. Not just the kind of weird that buys her soulmate a funeral plot next to hers, either. The kind who wants to play the Elevator Game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,125
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190
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    After a trip to a dead mall almost winds up a bust, Josh comes across something he'd never seen before: A completely intact store! Aside from the odd cracking noises the air conditioner kept making, of course; must be malfunctioning. Still, no harm in checking it out, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,768
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,157
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    How do you deal with a no-win scenario? Sometimes, you just have to do your best, and hope you've got a Guardian Angel watching over you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,552
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    He thought he had the worst luck: First he wakes up in Gotham City, then he recognizes the one member of the Bat-Family who can tell when someone sees through her secret identity. She’s more curious than angry, though; maybe things are finally looking up?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,485
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    8,784
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    The Jotnar were supposed to be a myth. So were the Landvaettir, the only things truly capable of driving them away. They don't demand too great a price to ride them into battle, certainly not compared to what it'd take to fight one without them. Still, there's a right and a wrong way to do these things, and he wasn't going to do things the wrong way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    812
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    Summary

    Always let your friends know where you're going hiking, especially on the night of a full moon. You never know what - or who - you'll come across when you get lost.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7,682
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    Summary

    Meet Taro Yamada, a (technically) law-abiding hooker with a heart of gold and a power-copying, Quirk-enhancing dick. He's got three goals in life: Make a lot of money, have sex with a lot of Quirky women, and finally end his streak of making absolutely terrible decisions.

    Judging by the fact that he's ended up in a relationship with a blood-drinking serial killer, he's not doing too well on that last one.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    249,552
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    228
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    41,857
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    A budding romance between a super-confident basketball player, and the nerd who's honestly a little terrified of her.

    But only a little.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,659
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    700
    Bookmarks:
    191
    Hits:
    63,891
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    Summary

    Welcome to My (Hero) Parlor... with a twist! A different route that could have been taken, a different story that could have been told.

    Most heroes stick to one city unless they get called in for something big. Mirko, on the other hand, likes to mix things up. She's got a whole country to run around in, so why stick to one boring set of streets? What would have happened if she'd chosen a slightly different travel route, and had come across Taro and Toga seven chapters earlier?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,799
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5,786
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    Summary

    Having a cold-blooded girlfriend has its ups and downs. On one hand, she gets really cuddly when she’s cold. On the other hand, she gets really needy when she’s cold.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,774
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    Summary

    “Anyone can learn Occlumency in the sterile environment of an examination room,” she’d told him. That’s how she justified the way she teased and toyed with him during their lessons.

    It wasn’t the only reason he let her. But she didn’t have to know that.

    Of course, she knew anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,296
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,578
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    Elves have different modesty standards than humans do. For an elf, the most intimate part of the body is the face. That's why they where masks; that's why they're so amused when humans don't. For a human, the most intimate part of the body is the genitals. That's why elves find it so amusing when humans discover how little they care about other clothes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,897
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    Summary

    He was surprised to find out he was going to Hell.

    He was even more surprised to find out what Hell was like.

    Then he met his coworkers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,177
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    Summary

    Milton was wrong: It's much better to serve in Heaven than reign in Hell.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,492
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    6,937
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    Summary

    Emily had no idea what to make of her roommate. How do you deal with a girl who can’t let you see or hear her? Why couldn’t she have just had a normal roommate, like a harpy or something?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,537
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4,610
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    Summary

    Personal Assistant needed. Duties to primarily consist of out-of-home errands, including courier services. Must be punctual, professional, capable of using own judgment. Must be able to provide own transportation. Must love snakes. Flexible hours. Pay generous and negotiable.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4,251
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    Summary

    In which Lisa learns why her power has been strangely cooperative ever since that cold November afternoon when she met Taylor Hebert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    519
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    16,280

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