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    “I believe you heard me quite well, Master Dooku.” Master Che said, lekku twitching in a threatening manner, and eyes saying that she wasn’t about to put up with any nonsense. Cody knew that in a battle of wills, although his general could be as obstinate and ornery as a bantha, Dooku was destined to lose.

    After several minutes of silent staring, General Dooku very, very slightly inclined his head.

    Another minute of staring—and Cody needed to learn that stare, so that he could use it when his general was being a dikut of epic proportions—and Master Che nodded. “I thought so. Make sure that you are appropriately accommodating, or you will have me to answer to.”


    Or, Dooku is forced to take on a med-corps member.

    Cody doesn’t know what to do when their tiny commander turns out to be an ik’aad!

    Waxer’s ovaries are ready to explode!

    And Obi-Wan just wants to get his flimsiwork turned in.

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    Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.

    And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.

    They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.

    (Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)

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    the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets

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    When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.

    It is not.

    When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.

    Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.

    Everything changes.

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    The Council doesn't always stick to the code. Sometimes, they need to make exceptions.

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    17 Jan 2026