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    "I— What?"

    "It's my pussy, Hollander," Rozanov says, drawing out Shane's name. He leans back onto the pillows, keeps his legs open shamelessly. Shane can't tear his eyes away.

    Because it is a pussy. Sitting pink between Rozanov's legs like it's been there the whole time. Like he's never had anything else.

    ———

    Shane wants Ilya to fuck him. There's only one problem: it's Ilya's birthday.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    -Association of Zoos & Aquariums Forum Admin created new topic-
    AZA CONFERENCE RIDESHARE MASTER POST
    Hey everyone, hoping to link up for a ride to AZA in October? This thread is for you!

    Ilya R.
    hi looking for ride from ottawa one-way. flying out after conference. will pay you for gas.

    Shane H.
    I can swing through Ottawa as long as you’re ready to go by 9 am Mon. No smoking or snacks in the car but you can be in charge of the stereo.

    Ilya R.
    thank you you seem like very safe driver
    Ilya R.
    even with stick up your ass

    Or, zookeeper Ilya meets aquarium keeper Shane on a road trip with only one bed and a whole lot of unlikely animal friends.

    -this fic is now complete!-

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane and ilya at all stars 2016. Misunderstanding, Shane feelings, and hot hot sex

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    After nearly a decade separated by weight class, Shane Hollander has given up his cruiserweight title to challenge undefeated heavyweight champion of the world Ilya Rozanov. The following is a presentation of HBO Boxing.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov’s opponents would describe him as a brutal savage with a dirty record, known for hitting after the bell’s gone off. Spectators would describe him as a cocky spitfire with the stats to back it up, dollar bills passed around like candy whenever he was in the cage. Commentators would describe him as a barreling force of nature with a promising legacy. Weighing in at a hundred and eighty-five pounds of raw muscle, he was the son of Grigori Rozanov, notorious Russian street fighter, and he pulled no punches, so to speak.

    Shane would describe Ilya Rozanov as a fucking asshole with, admittedly, a pretty clean uppercut. Hardly any of the matches he’d watched him win had lasted the full five minutes.

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    AU. Shane first introduces himself to Ilya Rozanov ten minutes before they’re slotted to beat the shit out of each other in front of a live audience. They go together like fire and gasoline.

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    06 Jun 2026