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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    THIS FIC. SO FUNNY.

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    He'd watched the big dogs at the facility do this and understood in some wordless way that weight was the point, pressure was the point, the body saying I am here and I am not going anywhere

    But thirty pounds was what he had, so he used all of it.

    Troy's hands found his ears. His belly. The thick fur at the back of his neck.

    Chiron held still. It was so hard to do correctly, but he remained as still the best he could, like Hannah had been trying to teach him: weight distributed, head up, all of his attention on one person. 

    From across the desk he probably looked like a dog enjoying a cuddle.

    He was not enjoying a cuddle. He was working.

     

    Five times Chiron did his job in silence, and one time someone noticed

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    His chest begins to ache after Las Vegas, but Shane is nothing if not good at hiding his pain and denying himself the things he wants.

    Hanahaki disease, slow, prolonged, chronic.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a problem. He can't keep his mouth off Ilya Rozanov, and it's going to get them both in trouble. Five times Shane's oral fixation nearly exposed their secret, and one time it was exactly what he needed.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    THAT ONE SUMT FIC I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR AGES