AggressiveWhenStartled
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Mission Impossible by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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The thing of it is, when everything goes to shit Bucky isn’t even trying.
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SHOCKING! Spiderman's Alien Baby: Friendly Neighborhood Hero and His Hanukkah Blessing by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Dec 2022
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“Happy Hanukkah,” Ned said. Peter could hear him typing, presumably pulling up classified medical documents from Mr. Stark’s system about the Diplomatic Space Incident the previous night. “You got…eight days of quarantine.”
“Aunt May is going to kill me,” Peter moaned.
“She’ll have time to calm down,” Ned said, trying to sound helpful. “You really got, like, two weeks. But eight days sounded funnier.”
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New Roach by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2022
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“This is a new horse,” Jaskier says uncertainly.
“Hm,” Geralt grunts, which Jaskier probably should have expected.
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Blind Date by AggressiveWhenStartled, quietnight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Dec 2021
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“I just had the best idea I have ever had in my life,” Bucky said, punching straight through a doombot with his metal hand and clutching the napkin with Steve’s phone number in the other. The formerly (somewhat) dark and peaceful corner of Central Park was now lit up with energy beams, flashing robotic lights, and panicked astronomy buffs running for cover. Oh well, it wasn't like they'd been going to see many stars what with all the Christmas shit everywhere.
“The bar you are setting for that is not high,” Natasha told him over the coms.
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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
Recent series
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Arguing and Corpses by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2013
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Arguing and corpses. That's it. That's the whole fic. Oh and sex.
I will probably add one or two one shots that are incidental to the plot, and MAAYYYYYBBEEEE write a third, but for now, this series is complete.
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The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Dec 2020
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- 2
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Workplace Hazards by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2015
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- 33,318
- Works:
- 4
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Unusual Efforts by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 May 2013
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and i saw forever, a beautiful time-lapse by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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And so, that brings Wyatt here, where he is sitting on a sofa with Lisa on his lap, in the living room of Ilya and Shane’s Ottawa home, watching Shane Hollander on The Tonight Show. A genuinely insane string of words that he would never have thought to put together just ten months ago.
But, Wyatt knows how to adapt, so here he is.
Or, Wyatt Hayes and his observations on Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.
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- Part 2 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
20 Jun 2026
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oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.
Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.
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- Part 1 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
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- English
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19 Jun 2026
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Judges by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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- English
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Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
18 Jun 2026
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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- Part 1 of 2014 Remix
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- English
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- 29,141
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
18 Jun 2026
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The holidays are an uneventful time for Jason Todd.
With nothing better to do, Jason makes an ad offering his "services" to any poor soul who wants to spend Thanksgiving with him. He can be that obnoxious boyfriend your parents hate, and his only payment? Food.
There's one catch: he never expected anyone to seriously answer back.
Bookmarked by AggressiveWhenStartled
18 Jun 2026