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    Based off something random I saw on Reddit vvv

    TL;DR During a DA meeting Harry offhandedly/jokingly says 5 points to/from a House and it works. Hogwarts has recognized him as a Professor

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Did you know that silk moths don’t have a functioning mouth? They eat and eat, only to emerge from their cocoon without it. They starve to death within 10 days.

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    A touch-starved Tim gets hit with cuddle pollen.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    And the one time they were amused.

    (Formerly called Questionable Strength.)

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Years after the Sun is saved, a new generation of students get to learn from Doctor Ryland Grace, thanks to his logs. (part of an AU where the others in the Hail Mary survived)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Yao Li-Jie and Olesya Ilyukhina never die in the coma. It changes very little.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Ilyukhina and Yáo do not die whilst in their medical comas aboard the Hail Mary, but they do not wake either.

    Not until Operation Time Go Fishing.

    This makes all the difference.

     

    or; Ilyukhina hasn't even been awake one hour, and they've already nearly died three times and there's a literal alien rock that's distressed beyond belief.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    "I think we should start gaslighting everyone.” Shane looks at Ilya to see his reaction.

    “I don’t understand.”

    “No statements, no plans, of course we’re still doing the charity, but let’s just act like we already came out to everyone.”

    Ilya smirks. “Gaslight them?” Shane nods.

     

    or Shane comes up with the idea of gaslighting everyone into thinking they already came out. Ilya and Shane proceed to go out to lunch, and go on first dates slowly gaslighting their friends and the world.

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    09 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 42

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    “How much did you read?”

    “Lot,” Rocky says, and it sounds vaguely like a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar. “Mary?”

    “Wait, you don’t need-” I try to interrupt him bringing the ship into this (she gets involved in our spars enough as is) but I’m too late.

    “Touch-starvation. Also referred to as touch-hunger. Side-effects include aggressive behaviours, impairment in speech or communication, lowered self-esteem, increasing anxiety, depression, and self-injurious activities-”

    “Okay!” I clap my hands, cutting her off. “Thank you, Mary, but that’s enough!”

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    or: grace and rocky have some discussions about touch on the way to erid. it doesn’t go the way you’d expect

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    09 Jul 2026

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    "S, B can handle the Riddler. You need to come back to the Batmobile quick.”

    There’s a child that’s taking the wheels of the Batmobile.

    Talia Al Ghul-Wayne, also known as Shrike didn't expect to find a child successfully taking the wheels off of the Batmobile that happened to be in need of a family but here the child was and she welcomed him with open arms. This story follows after Finders, Keepers but it can totally stand alone.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight.

    Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.

    Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire

    Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa

    Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?

    Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT

    St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭

    Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone

    St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐

    or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That doesn't mean he can't. In fact, when lines are crossed during the first game Shane plays against his former team since becoming a Centaur, people are about to learn it means exactly the opposite.

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    My version of a crack fic, brought to you by whoever it was that mentioned they thought Yuna would have put Shane in Martial Arts as a kid, and that’s the reason he doesn’t fight.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Welcome to the secure chat room.
    Chatting with 10 users.
    You are user AU08

    Rozanov: I want to coordinate a mass coming out for a bunch of MLH players. If we all come out at once, no one has to be first.

    Or, after his father's funeral Ilya decides to gather all the queer hockey players for a mass coming out.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Talia Al Ghul-Wayne knew three things. First, she was never returning to the League and her son was never going to kill if she could help it. Her father could find a new heir for all she cared. As long as her family was safe, he could do whatever he wanted.

    Second, she would burn down the world for her family. It had been the hardest decision of her life to turn her back on everything her father had stood for but the weight of the unborn child that she had and its future far eclipsed whatever greater purpose her father chose to serve. Her child was going to grow up as normal as possible, self-defense training, personal bodyguard/trainer in the form of a mute girl assassin and vigilante parents aside.

    Third, the Winter fundraiser for Martha Wayne Foundation had ended over an hour ago and all of the guests should have gone home by now so why was there a child sleeping in their private coat closet of all places?

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    01 Jul 2026

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    It's Jason's birthday, which is great, except that he's still undercover, and Neal's birthday is in March, which is just fine and always has been, except this year? Diana knows.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    A familiar redheaded child darts across the bullpen with a shout of “PAPA!” and barrels into Jason’s arms.

    “Lian–” He breathes.

     

    Jason's undercover work as Neal Caffrey is difficult for several reasons. He didn't anticipate that single parenting would be one of them, though.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    MV WAGs

    Jackie: Ladies.

    Jackie: I need your help with something.

    Jackie: It might not be fully legal.

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    Brad fucked around. Jackie and the WAGs are going to make sure he finds out.

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    20 May 2026

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    “Do you want to fuck Svetlana?

    Shane dropped his phone. “What? No. Are you fucking crazy?”

    “I am not crazy,” Ilya said. “But I would like to be fucking. Maybe both of you. At once.”

    “Too bad you only have one dick then,” Shane said, incredulous.

    “My innocent sweet boy, Hollander. Never had a threesome before?”

    “I could barely handle one girl at a time,” Shane confessed. “Much less two. Because, Rozanov, I am gay.”

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    Ilya and Svetlana propose a threesome for old time's sake. Shane learns that sometimes, experimentation can be very, very rewarding. An exploration of identity and desire and, ultimately, being true to yourself.

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    18 May 2026

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    15 May 2026

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    “Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”

    Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”

    "Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”

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    12 May 2026

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