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On June 5, 1980, Draco Lucius Malfoy was born in Wiltshire, England.
On June 6, 1980, Hermione Jean Granger’s parents passed away in the Forest of Dean. Leaving the nine-month-old to be raised by Centaurs.
Thus began the change in the trajectory of the brains of the Golden Trio.
Through training and study, Hermione became the Slayer of Beasts, assisting marginalized magical communities outside of the Wizarding World.
But the bonds of fate were too strong to keep her away from the Wizarding World.
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16 Jul 2026
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Seven days. Seven dates. Seven Step Plan To Seduce Hermione Granger.
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In which Draco attempts to use political influence on a half-kneazle, Pansy is deeply tired of managing everyone's love lives, and Theo’s Masterplan is mostly just an excuse to make Draco miserable.
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13 Jul 2026
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The first casualty of the Disturbances was certainty. The second was choice.
Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovered the foundations of magic itself was coming undone. As governments scrambled to save a dying world through her controversial ZEPHYRUS Protocol, Hermione found herself working alongside Draco Malfoy — widower, father, political opportunist, and the last person she expected to trust.
The world is ending. Reconstruction was never going to be kind.
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09 Jul 2026
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The Proprieties of Posture and Other Pureblood Dilemmas by SwotDragon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2026
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Following a catastrophic stadium collapse and the subsequent resurrection of the Holyhead Harpies, Hermione Granger is widely considered the Ministry’s premier and most aggressive Magical Physiotherapist. She wears neon tracksuits, chews Muggle gum, speaks without a filter, and has exactly zero patience for pureblood fragility.
Lucius Malfoy is paralyzed, deeply bitter, and has psychologically dismantled forty-two previous Healers.
Enter Healer Forty-Three.
Armed with enchanted rubber resistance bands, an ungodly amount of peppermint gum, and a complete disregard for the Manor's centuries-old rules of silence, Hermione invades Wiltshire. What she doesn't expect to find is Draco Malfoy: Lord Regent, tightly wound, impossibly stoic, and carrying the crushing weight of a disgraced dynasty on his perfectly aligned shoulders.
A story of light, shadow, rebellion, and the absolute structural hazard of falling for an aristocrat who doesn't know how to bend.
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08 Jul 2026
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Draco and Hermione Make a Porno by TheWitchfluencer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2026
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"They get paid to do this?" Malfoy asked finally.
"They do," Theo confirmed. "It’s called Pornography. Muggles have an entire industry. Highly lucrative business. People get paid to have sex with each other in all sorts of delightfully creative ways, then they film it and other people pay to watch it.”
Malfoy’s finger moved slowly along his jaw, gray eyes still fixed on the screen. "And the people in it. That's their job. They simply" -he watched for a moment longer, his head tilted one way, then the other- "fuck each other? Professionally?"
Theo nodded emphatically. "I'm telling you, muggles are brilliant! Granger introduced me to it, actually," he said proudly. "She works at a porn shop."
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Inspired (very loosely) by Director Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," this story explores what happens when two people find love in the unlikeliest of places... each other.
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05 Jul 2026
