ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms
- Daredevil (TV) (13)
- Daredevil (Marvel Comics) (12)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (9)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (6)
- The Pitt (TV) (4)
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What starts as nothing but good ol' midwestern hospitality soon turns into a battle of wills, and a lesson in resisting temptation.
Meanwhile, Dennis is trapped in a hell of his own making.
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Laces and Chases by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), LanceyLance963
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Ready or Not (Movies)
25 Apr 2026
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"It all starts with a letter.
Jack knows it. Knows the heavy weight of the high-quality stationary in his hand better than he knows the human body. He would have tossed it in the shredder with all the others if his eyes didn’t snag on the silver wax seal on the front. Fuck. A hunt."
Jack Abbot worked hard to cut his family ties- now they were coming back to strangle him.
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- Part 1 of Paging Dr. Jack (Danforth) Abbot
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Inspired by Pupenpie on Tumblr's post:
Old dog Robby who didn’t even knew he could still knot until he accidentally knots inside Dennis
Or something
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Sixth Street Crossing by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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When an ambulance driver shows Dennis a photo of Robby riding his motorcycle without a helmet, he's forced to confront their relationship as well as Robby's place in his life.
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Fertile Fields by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
24 Aug 2025
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At her age Penelope had had little concern for the implications of sharing a heat with her husband. It had taken so much for the conception of Telemachus all those years ago, that time was surely working against them by the time he stepped foot on Ithaca once more. If it hadn’t happened in the months after his return home, the fates clearly saw no need for another child to grace the halls of their palace. For while female alphas were able to carry children to term, it was such a rarity that they never even considered the risk. Alphas rarely bedded other alphas, and Penelope had no interest in finding a beta.
They were foolish to forget they were sharing a bed with a god.
Recent series
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Paging Dr. Jack (Danforth) Abbot by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), LanceyLance963
Fandom Ready or Not (Movies), The Pitt (TV)
25 Apr 2026
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- 21,700
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Grow A Garden With Me by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Feb 2024
- Words:
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- 3
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Oh Logan by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Comics), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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The Seven Sins of Matthew Murdock by ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV)
08 Dec 2018
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No single human entity is without sin, this is why Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for humanity. This, is why they pray. Matt knows this, has known this since his attendance catholic school as a boy. Even with confession and his Hail Mary’s, it has done nothing more than make each one of these sins more prominent in his life.
In which Matt looks at his life and its connections with the seven deadly sins
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- 7
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He's expecting to see Jack's face, but instead, he's greeted by the ceiling. The smile on his lips fades some, puzzled, but he quickly picks up the heavy breathing on the other end, and oh, isn't this a nice surprise?
"Baby," Robby exhales, wetting his lips as he unfastens his pants, body stirring with anticipation. He can count on one hand the times this has happened, and it's a goddamn gift to receive this while he's been away for two days. "You get started without me? Do you miss me that much?"
Jack answers with a whine, the sound going straight to Robby's cock.
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heat-adjacent phone sex. what more do you need?
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
25 Jul 2026
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Scientific Curiosity by dr_larkspur for taliamytalia, purple_pineapple
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
29 Oct 2025
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"No, but, seriously. Rough estimate?"
"Christ, Jack, how 'bout you just watch the next time I jerk off and see for yourself!"
"…Can I?"
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
25 Jul 2026
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A failed airway, a successful crike, and Robby who shows up like it’s his given right to be there. Jack’s night shift ends in the trauma bay, but his real recovery begins in Robby’s snow-lit kitchen. Where warm hands, soft smiles, and a pot of his grandmother’s matzo ball soup wait for him. Jack wasn’t expecting to fall in love at half past seven in the morning, but as the soup simmers and Robby fusses in that nervous, earnest way of his, he starts to realize just how long he’s been pretending not to feel this.
A study in controlled chaos, careful hands, and the difference between saving a life and being given one.
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
16 Jul 2026
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"I think," Jack started again, shaking his head in disbelief. He ran his knuckles down Robby’s bare forearm, right beneath his tattoo. "I think you might be pregnant."
The sound of a ten car pile-up on the freeway sprung to life inside Robby’s head and then, as abruptly as it had materialized in there, it vanished. Robby quietly met Jack’s bewildered expression with a dumbfounded look of his own.
"I—what?"
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
15 Jul 2026
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They say doctors make terrible patients. This is especially true for Dr. Jack Abbot.
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
14 Jul 2026