AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK, NOTICE ERRORS, FIND THINGS TO ADD, OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST **LEAVE A COMMENT!**
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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Rocky Needs Urban Dictionary by Glitch_Stitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Rocky needs some new words to really describe how he feels.
Grace is more than a little reluctant.
And so begins a systematic torture so brutal it would make grown men cry.
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That time Grace refused to teach Rocky human swears, so Rocky retaliated by trolling the shit out of him.
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- Part 2 of Grace Rocky Save Stars
Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
20 Jun 2026
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How to kill time (without killing each other) by Fruitbird15
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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It's a long, long LONG trip to Erid.
Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
20 Jun 2026
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Mermaids and Lizard People and Aliens, Oh My! by Saffronthread
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Rocky asks about conspiracy theories and Ryland does a horrible job of explaining them.
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Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
20 Jun 2026
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Interstellar Representative by Saffronthread
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Rocky and Adrian learn how to send messages to Earth. It goes exactly the way you would expect.
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Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
20 Jun 2026
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Number One Fan by Saffronthread
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Grace can never predict what Rocky will discover on the laptop, so he has to be ready for anything.
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Bookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
20 Jun 2026