10 Works by A_Simple_Troll
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Samson was just another high school dropout, caring for his brothers, and trying to make the paychecks from his one and half jobs stretch until the end of the month when the little dumbasses DID SOMETHING. He's still trying to figure out WHAT, almost thirteen years later.
Maybe CP9 can help?
After all, where are they gonna get another medic?
(No, seriously, where? Rob Lucci's harassment can only be tolerated for so long, dammit.) -
"What the FUCK is a WATERBENDER?!" Demands the Leopard Fruit User. by A_Simple_Troll
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Avatar: Legend of Korra, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 May 2026
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When a (maybe) nonbender is raised in the Air Temples, what happens during the Air Bender genocide? Because Akiak is not taking that lying down.
(Thankfully, Akiak is already Spirit-Touched, and has the ability to travel into the Spirit World and identify its openings.) -
Brains or Brawn? "I'll take 'em all, thanks!" by A_Simple_Troll
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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Midoriya Izumi is tired. Everyone thinks that because she's a quirkless, short girl, she's going to be a damsel in distress.
No-fucking-thank-you.
She WILL be the one CAUSING distress, THANKS. -
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Vengeance is bad.
Time Travel is WORSE!
LET'S COMBINE THE TWO SHALL WE?!
(Hotaru is NOT having fun, fyi.) -
"What's a Good Joke you know?" "Almost." by A_Simple_Troll
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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"'Almost' is one word, it can't be a joke!"
"Sure it can - he 'almost' loved her, she was 'almost' good enough, they 'almost' made it, he was 'almost' ready, - 'almost' is the greatest joke humanity has ever made, and everyone repeats it, every day."
"That's...dark, Bira."
"Well, I think it's hilarious." -
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Hiruzen wasn't wearing his glasses when he announced that Naruto was born, Mikoto and a few other friends of the child tried to point out that little fact and was he *sure*.
He really should have double-checked. Uzumaki women tend to be strong-headed, after all.
(And that's before pirates, spies, daimyo, and kami are involved too!) -
Silver and Gold (We're Pirates, -Yoi!) by A_Simple_Troll
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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When lives doesn't go your way, what do you do? Build a portal to another dimension, build a life there, fall in love, have some kids...why are you looking at me funny? It's a perfectly valid response! Look at how it's worked out so far! ...the FUCK you mean you NEED me to come back?!
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Returning Home by A_Simple_Troll
Fandoms: Naruto, 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
17 Apr 2026
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Adopted by the Kamado family when she was found in a shrine as a newborn, Akina never thought would have a chance to meet her biological family.
Now she's caring for four kids like they're her own, when she's suddenly dragged through the worlds!
What the HELL is a Bijuu?! What's a Jinchuuriki!?
AND WHY IS THE SHOUT-Y, LONG HAIRED, FIRE-BREATHING MAN CALLING HER 'HASHIRAMA'!?!?
Thank God that Tsunade lady let her keep her swords OR THERE'D BE SOME ISSUES HERE! -
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Hashirama is tired of Tobirama pining quietly from the sidelines, so he takes some (VERY) drastic action.
It, surprisingly, gets reciprocated. -
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