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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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new crewmate by avesrinapproved
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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rocky has been alone for so so many years, he doesn't expect to be getting a new friend out of catching this sad hunk of space junk.
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grace didn't know what he expected to find out in space, but an alien ship with another HUMAN ON IT was definitely very low on his list.
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Simon wakes up in complete blackness, no glowing camera button, no spark of electricity… just fucking blackness.He slowly sits up, his hair pulling bits of congealed blood up with him; there is at least 5 inches of the stuff all around him. He sticks his arm out to feel for the wall of the sub but comes up with empty space; he moves a little further, still nothing.
He slowly gets up and walks forward, holding his hand out until he hits something, a large, smooth, curved object. He feels along it and realizes that this is the outside of the sub… he's out… he's… he's actually fucking out!
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03 Jul 2026
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Has potential, lets see where things go
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When Eridians die young, they sometimes lay eggs as the body's last-ditch effort at preserving the species.
When Grace meets Rocky, the Eridian is not alone on his ship.
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24 Jun 2026
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How to kill time (without killing each other) by Fruitbird15
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jul 2026
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It's a long, long LONG trip to Erid.
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21 Jun 2026
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Fox on the run, lamb to the slaughter and the fall guy by JunyOnTheCityCounty
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
24 Jun 2026
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Colt Seavers wakes up on The Hail Mary, together with his twin brother Ryland and a weirdo who apparently is an ex terrorist. The three have been forced to substitute the deceased original crew, who died in an explosion. They are in the middle of space and apparently they aren’t alone? There is an alien space ship outside. And why is his brother making eyes to the fucking convict? He misses his wife Jody a lot, wait, she is not his wife because he was kidnapped the day he was going to propose. Will them survive, save the sun and find a way of going back in time?
Courtland was going to find a way to finally see his younger brothers at last when he saw the news. They were onboard the Hail Mary. And someone was to blame.
This fic is based on @kyri45 / kyri45.tumblr.com Second Back Up AU on tumblrcourtlandgentry coltland twins AU with Bloodymary to make it extra crispy.
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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14 Jun 2026
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“Project Explore found human,” Rocky repeats slowly, purposefully in his normal tone.
There’s a long pause where neither of them speak or move.
“What?” is clawed from Ryland's throat.
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13 Jun 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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zero hour, 9am by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Grace sleeps, and dreams.
Rocky watches, and contemplates.
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- Part 3 of Platonic cuddling
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23 May 2026
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"The man in the airlock was too conscious.
Well, “man” might not be accurate, Ryland Grace thought as he tried to ignore the screams, his fingers shaking over the keyboards as erratically as his gaze jittering between readout screens. Big red letters announcing “DANGEROUS CONTAMINATION” flashed on half of them. He chanced another look through the tiny airlock window, where the humanoid covered in a red, blood-like substance rolled around on the floor writhing in pain. He hadn’t been writhing when they found him: he hadn’t been anything when they picked up the abnormal shape drifting in the Patrova line on their way to Erid."Ryland Grace has never been great at making friends. Now that he has a mutated, traumatized, and possibly insane man in the Hail Mary's quarantine room, he wishes he would have practiced more. Rocky wishes they'd ejected the monster out of the airlock.
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29 Apr 2026
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Sol can’t quite get control of his fungal network. His body is linked to Callie and Calder's in a way that is becoming... overwhelming.
Usually, it’s fine. Maybe it hurts when Calder takes a hit in battle. Maybe his head spins when Callie Fey-Steps. But it’s fine. He can get used to it easily...It's the rest that gives him trouble.
{Duck Team fuck, as the saying goes. Sol's fungal network + eladrin sex pollen = profit.}
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12 Mar 2026
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Not Just The Ones That Are Little, It's Those People Problems by comegeturfanfics
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
02 Jan 2026
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Simon James Paladino had a great deal of problems.
Well, to say that it was a great deal of problems was an obfuscation. Objectively, it was just one problem; or, more precisely, one man causing many problems.
Gamma Jack.
His archnemesis, who was complicating his life in ways that he couldn't solve. This problem becomes incredibly more complex as when he critically injures the villain in a fight, he takes it upon himself to care for the man until he is well enough to not immediately die upon his arrival in jail.
That is, until Frozone tells Gazerbeam the story of how Blazestone became a hero. She was initially a villain, until she dated Frozone, and he was able to convince her to reform.
With Simon's acute people skills, and Jack's willingness to open his legs for anyone, it should be easy for Gazerbeam to do the same as Frozone. He can solve his problem with ease. Just date supervillain and personal archnemesis, Gamma Jack, convince him to become a Super, and then break up with him. Easy, right?
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20 Sep 2025
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Baron tells Riz that at least their Father (Cassandra) is alive and immediately feels bad.
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29 Mar 2025
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Recently dumped by Sandra Lynn, Jawbone heads to a bar to try and distract himself and finds himself being hit on by Elmville's most dysfunctional couple.
“Before we get into it, what's y'all's safeword?”
“Our what?”
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- Part 5 of Starbreaker
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01 Mar 2025
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This has 'extremely tropey horror movie' vibes, jawbone is fully the cheerleader in the shower with the killer creeping up the whole time
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Five Times Someone Suspected Marius was Trans by PawPunk
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
24 Nov 2024
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...And one time she realized for herself.
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- Part 1 of Transfem Marius Fics
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What Happened on Grizzlepaw Mountain by Copperbolt
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
25 Jan 2025
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"He even knows about when we salted the mines up I Grizzlepaw!"
"Does he know what else happened on the Grizzlepaw mountain?"
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- Part 1 of The 10 year con
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After only working together for one year, Gideon Coal and Kremy Lecroux are not yet the well oiled machine of crime and violence they will someday be. They are, however, still incredibly gay and in intense denial.
This fic goes through the development of their relationship in snippets of deeply homosexual and stupid behavior.
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Billy lets go of him at once, comprehension dawning. “You got your ass beat.”
Eddie manages to gather himself and he turns to the side to spit out the blood and saliva that just flooded his mouth. “Yep,” he says bitterly.
“Who?”
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Written for the Stranger Things Reverse Bang, 2024.
"He is still there, but he is hiding from me."
The Party have fought long and hard, but finally the Upside Down has been banished once more, and with it, their lost bard returned to them. But it's not yet time to rest, Eddie Munson remains lost to them, trapped in his own head by the echo of Vecna. It will take the whole party to bring him back, if they can at all.
Inspired by the artwork by Hereforanepilogue, and the Ballad of Tam Lin.
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28 Apr 2024
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It's a deal by Kopfen
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
13 Mar 2024
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Kyojuro makes a deal with the human, thinking he can get a free meal out of it: the winner can have the loser do whatever they want. It's too bad he's the one who lost.