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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance. -
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No one knows that they are missing. No one knows where they are. No one knows that they are trapped. No one knows that they are dying. Dramione.
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Bookmarked by AJaneLizzy
06 Jul 2026
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It's the classic love story; boy meets girl, boy hates girl, girl hates boy, boy secretly loves girl, girl enters into relationship with another boy who likes fake tan, original boy grabs girl into a store cupboard to give her a birthday she'll never forget. A Festive three-shot with fluff and snuggles and a sassy AF best friend.
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Hermione and Pansy are in Monaco for work, but Pansy is just trying to live her best life, flirting with rich Muggle men with yachts, while Granger manages to constantly kill her joy by actually working... enter mysterious packages from Alchemique Nocturne, a high-end, couture-level potions ingredients company that sends packages to Hermione unprompted.
Hermione begins to complain to Alchemique Nocturne's Customer Assistance Agent, Matthew, but all is not as it seems.The plot thickens further when Hermione's potions experimentation budget runs low, and she turns to other means of income to make ends meet for her research.
This lil textfic romcom is for those of you who want fun, dialogue, miscommunication, travel, Pansy being a meddlesome prat, and Draco going along and getting himself into trouble. Hermione is just trying to do her thing, but getting thwarted in beautiful Monaco in the fall, prior to the Halloween Masquerade.
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When Hermione takes a last minute assignment reporting on the Quidditch World Cup, she finds herself snowed in with her ex, Quidditch star Draco. It hurriedly feels like no time has passed at all, enough so that she begins to regret ever leaving him; but following an evening of intimate touches and grand gestures, maybe there's hope for a second chance?
