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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    It’s late, the bed of the hotel is not comforting. There’s something about meetings that makes England's whole body vibrate. It’s like a mind of its own, it knows that there are too many countries in one place, like a huge fight could go off any minute. Even when he’s alone in a bed it could just explode. England shuts his eyes before an idea pops in his mind. Standing up he grabs his jacket, it’s late but not too late.

    Back home he’s gotten into this nasty habit. Going to bars and pretending to be human, making friends, coming up with a fake life and job far away from being a country. It’s to blow off steam

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    Englands way of blowing off steam is pretending to be a human and going out, France just happens to find himself walking in the right bar at the right time.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Pretty little birds are meant to be kept in cages. The German occupation of Paris.

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Arthur’s making is, if he’s being honest, quite slipshod. He’d had to smash the first foot back into the earth with a sickening fleshly squelch because he’d accidentally given France two left feet. As entertaining as it would have been to watch him stagger in circles as his bones recalibrated and reset into their proper positions, twisting under the skin, England needs him up and moving as soon as he comes back. And he has no doubt that if he gives Francis a leg that is slightly too short for his own amusement that the other will repay the favour with a bayonet in his tent at night.

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    A fic exploring nation-making and earth-bodies.

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “It’s not right, sir. Dead men shouldn’t get back up and walk around.”
    Jonah returns to Nineveh. Or, as is so often the case, Portugal calls and England answers.

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    A character study of England, Portugal, and Europe in the eighteenth century from Portugal's POV ft. Jonah metaphors.

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    14 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    (previously called Dirty Little Secret)

    Arthur could never stand his older brother’s boyfriend.

    Francis was arrogant, pompous and seemed to love tormenting Arthur. What the hell does Alistair see in him?

    Francis doesn’t seem to like Arthur much either.

    However, when Alistair is away at work all the time, suddenly Francis seems very interested in getting Arthur’s attention.

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    13 Jul 2026