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They wake up, and the kids are gone.
“Lark?” Henry shouts out into the forest. “Sparrow?”
“They’re probably just playin’ hooky,” Glenn says as he leans back against the van.
“We went through a portal, Glenn,” Henry says, exasperated.
“And, also,” Darryl points out, adopting a tone that makes Henry think he believes the both of them are dumb, “Our children are five-years-old.”
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what if they went to Faerun eight years earlier than canon? (and, well, Ron was still there.)
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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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29 Jun 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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29 Jun 2026
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“We’re friends! We’re partners!” Normal explained. “We’re…okay, right now we’re parents, so that makes it more complicated…”
“Oh, please don’t say that,” Sparrow despaired with his head in his hands.
“Are you four…dating?” Grant asked.
“No, Dad, we’re just friends,” Lincoln said with an exasperated sigh. What about this could his dad not understand?
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Or, Nick tells the other kiddads that all their kids are married. It goes as well as you can expect, especially when the teens are taking care of babydolls for class and insist on calling each other parents.Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
28 Jun 2026
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Philomena Cunk does a segment on UEA.
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21 Jun 2026
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
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