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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    "Oh come on! It doesn't have to mean anything." D-16’s glare did nothing to Orion's unsinkable pep. "Think of it as a way to relax and have fun."

    "Interfacing is not strat ball, Pax."

    "I could narrate it like a strat ball game."

    Well that was a mortifying suggestion that was absolutely going to haunt D-16 for the next 50 cycles. "No!"

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    The one where Orion Pax thinks it’s a brilliant plan to practice interfacing with his best friend. What could possibly go wrong?

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Before Megatron met Orion Pax, his beloved conjunx conceived a sparkling by an unknown sire.

    When Megatron slips backward in time, he knows what he has to do.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Optimus was working, that's what he called it every time Elita-1 and Sentinel tried to get him to join their crusade around town visiting every bar in Iacon before the sun rose. He had been admitted to Autobot academy mostly on scholarships, but like all good things, nothing lasts forever. Something, something about his application never being received for the semester and missing out on basically 6 months of funding that could have kept him afloat.

    Optimus needed to get 38,000 shanix within a week— a simple passing comment from Elita-1 who was making drunk jokes later… Optimus soon found himself creating an account on OnlyBots and setting up a live stream.

    Optimus fucks himself on camera and somehow ends up attracting the Decepticon warlord to his stream.

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    “I cannot tell if you are being serious or attempting to mock me.”

    “I have never been more serious in all my functioning, Orion,” Megatronus said, trying to sound as such even as his spark whirred in his chassis. “There is no mechanism that could even hope to hold a candle to you, not to your passion or your spark, and certainly not to your appearance. I have always thought you beautiful, in those first image captures and even greater still when I first saw you standing in front of me, and I am certainly not the only one. In fact, I believe you would be hard-pressed to find a mech on this planet who would fail to appreciate your frame.”

    Orion was quiet for a moment. Megatronus’ spark stuttered, fearing he’d overstepped, that Orion was about to end the call and never speak to him again.

    Orion likes to send Megatronus pictures. Megatronus likes it a little too much.

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Megatronus was told, ordered even, to take a break for a few solar cycles to give himself a rest

    A deca-cycle with Orion's undivided attention all on him was just the thing he needed.

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    Times Megatronus is jealous that Orion Pax gives his attention to other mech.

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    14 Jun 2026