3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
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Bill was given a single second chance, but surviving to see his final deal through is proving more irritating by the day. There's no going back, so he just has to acclimate. Somehow.
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It's 15:07:00 MST, Do You Know Where Your SecUnit Is? by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
22 Apr 2026
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Bored, lonely, and missing ART for [redacted] reasons, Murderbot joins the new PSUMNT Chatroom network. It didn't expect to make friends... But the bitter enemy is a surprise.
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There's a reason murderbots don't really have nice things. Not just because we're terrifying murderbots, but because we don't have the modules on how to take care of nice things. We fuck them up.
I fuck them up.
I am currently fucking up one of the nicest things that ever happened to me.
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Murderbot rediscovers an old favorite piece of music. In more ways than one.
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Apéritif by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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"Well, I find myself distractingly single these days, maybe I'll start dating again. You wouldn't happen to be in the market for a billionaire father of… I forget, is it six or nine? I seem to have picked up some strays over the years." He winked exaggeratedly and internally steeled himself for the expected ritual of rejection.
Except it didn't come. Lois hummed thoughtfully as she reached across the table and flicked off her recorder. "I don't know, Bruce. Are you in the market for two overworked investigative reporters that sometimes disappear for weeks on end? Could you handle the Kent-Lane package deal? Since you can't seem to remember how many children you have…perhaps you might forget your partners as well…"
Bruce, who normally had iron-clad control over his face, felt his mouth drop open.
Lois grinned at him, sharp and bright. "I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Wayne. Both of us or no deal."
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Lois, Clark, and Bruce finally get their act together. Their kids have mixed reactions (mostly positive... and exasperated.)
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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Rogue and Renegade by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jun 2015
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Star Wars AU by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2016
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Songs by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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A Bead of Silver by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Aug 2013
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A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.
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Bolaire's insurance plan is simple: if he can't be unobtrusive, be useful. After the explosive reveal of his true nature, he has a lot to make up for, and is willing to try anything to get back in the good graces of the group. It just takes one spell to split sensation between two people, but you know what they say about looking into the void.
I refuse to believe Tal made a sentient evil mask that controls people's bodies and didn't consider the voyeurism angle.
Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
25 Jun 2026
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Closer to where you are (is where I must be) by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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“Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.
Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.
“Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.
Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.
They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.
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my love, my life by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Jun 2026
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Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.
“And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."
Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.
In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.
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22 Jun 2026
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love you ‘til my lungs give out by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Weeks later, when the news finally breaks, the headlines will call it a “catastrophic brain injury”.
They’ll analyze the hit from every angle, trying to find just what went so wrong. It was clean, it was legal… and yet it somehow slammed Shane Hollander into the ice hard enough to end his career.
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or, another take on shane’s injury in episode 5 being much, much worse.
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17 Jun 2026
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Influential by 409_conflict
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.
He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.
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See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
This is Ilya RozanovYuna
This is a fucking joke, right?
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
12 Jun 2026