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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    Ambrosius had no idea what happened, no idea how, but there was no doubt in his mind that Ballister was innocent.

    (Alternatively: Ambrosius gets his head out of his ass a lot sooner and is on Ballister's side throughout the movie)

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    Prompt #95. Married Severus and Harry move into 5 Privet Drive and make their neighbors' life a living hell.

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    When Harry Potter decides to take his petty revenge on the Dursley, there's only a man that really knows Petunia Dursley enough to help him. Grudgingly, or maybe not so much, Severus agrees to help him. Too bad they catch feelings along the way.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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