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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Hey brother, it’s Sixer! I’m going to take a swim in the frozen lake tomorrow, and I might not ever come back, so if you don’t hear from me, I just want you to know that it’s because I never loved you. BUH-BYEEEEE!”

    A "what if the call went through?" au fic, where Stan and Ford reunite just a little earlier than in canon, and it changes everything.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ford comes out of the portal more animal than human.

    Stan isn’t exactly sure how to help, but he’s trying his best.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Stanley suffered, it was a fact of life. Ever since he was kicked out, he lived at the bottom with only brief intervals of what could be considered happiness. To the world around him, he was never enough, even unwanted. To the shadow that followed him, he was everything and more. Stanley only needed the right push to see things their way.

    aka: What If Stanley made a demon pact long before Ford?

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    The Sea Grunks are at it again, this time accidentally disturbing an unusual rift left by Time Baby's ironically untimely demise.

    Now they're in the 80s, and ready to protect the younger version of their twin... hey who are those kids.

    (A frankly insane Twins in Time AU where each Stan gets paired with their Child and 80s Brother variants, and their own Teenage variant - resulting in 4 pairs of twins roaming the most dangerous time of the 80s)

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Somewhere in New Mexico, Stanley Pines is murdered.

    A few minutes later, he wakes up on the floor of the most Murder Hut looking cabin he's ever seen, in Oregon.

    Meanwhile, Stanford Pines finds himself abruptly in what looks like a crime scene, just an hour before Bill's deadline to turn on the portal.

    Honestly, that's no longer his biggest concern.

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    09 Jun 2026