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  1. Rec 43

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    Shane Hollander not only had wet brown eyes like a doe, a scatter of freckles and a very eager mouth that can do something besides arguing in classes, which Ilya had a luck — more like a god’s blessing, he thought to himself since — to get familiar with at the party last Saturday.

    Shane Hollander, also, had a secret.

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 65

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    Ilya has a thing for car sex. He has a thing for any sex, really, but car sex is something he bugs Shane about. Often.

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    4 times Shane and Ilya fuck in one of Ilya's cars + the 1 time they fuck in Shane's car.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
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    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander has spent his entire life being one half of something: the Hollander twins, the Double Dutch, hockey's golden brothers. Falling in love with Ilya Rozanov is the first thing that ever feels like it's his alone—right up until he watches Ilya kiss his twin.

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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 81

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    “What the fuck, Rozanov? I was ahead at the apex,” Hollander continued, pushing his visor back so that Ilya could see his brown eyes filled with anger and frustration. “Why didn’t you back down?”

    “You did not leave me any space."

    “I didn’t have to. I was in front! Were you fucking blind out there?”

    Ilya blinked a few times, trying to merge the two angry Mercedes drivers in front of him back into one. When he wasn’t answering, Hollander tried shoving him a second time, which is exactly how they ended up pushing each other, nearly stumbling over the wheel of Ilya’s McLaren and into the soaking wet gravel. “Fuck off, Hollander. Is not my fault that you can’t drive."

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    Or: AU where Shane and Ilya became Formula 1 drivers instead of NHL hockey players
    Spoiler: they break up in 2016 and this might or might not be heavily inspired by another break-up that happened in 2016 (if you know you know).

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    04 Jul 2026