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    08 Jul 2026

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    Sanji makes a gesture like he's going to throw up when he’s asked the question.

    “What do I think about Zoro? What do you mean, what do I think about Zoro? I don’t think about mossheads. I think he’s nauseating and annoying and why the hell are you even asking me about this? Did he… say something? About me?”

    Zoro hums. “What do I think about Curly? He’s not a bad salesman. I think the eyebrow is what’s putting off customers. That’s why he makes most of his sales on the phone.”

    Sanji’s eyebrow twitches, his jaw tight. “That stupid son of a bitch, I’m going to kill — ”

    Zoro and Sanji, homoerotic rivals totally hooking up secretly best friends sworn enemies.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, twirlybrows?” he demanded. “I already told you that chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”

    “It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”

    In which Sanji realizes that Zoro doesn’t know what the difference between regular and dark chocolate is, decides he’s somehow going to humiliate him over it, and winds up in way over his head.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “You have to get used to this, cook.” Zoro’s breath tickles his left ear. “So no one can use it against you.”

    Sanji’s breathing shallowly, waiting to be pushed away. Zoro’s chest is so, so warm. “How would I get used to it? Who’s gonna—”

    “Who’s gonna what?”

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    Sanji is so touch starved it's a liability. Zoro, like any good nakama, decides to help him out.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Are you serious?” Sanji asks incredulously. “You know that you don’t have to stay with me, right?”

    And yet, Sanji wants him to to stay so, so badly.

    “Yes.” Zoro grins at Sanji. “Don’t we have to stick together so I don’t get lost without you?”

    “It’s a promise then.” Sanji meets Zoro’s smarmy grin with a shaky one of his own, linking his pinky finger with Zoro's. “To our dreams and our futures; shared together, side by side.”

    “Let’s make the most out of the years we spend together, Love Cook.”

    ///Or: The one where Sanji has always struggled with the concept of love, but for Zoro, he wants to try anyway.

    [A Standalone Sequel to Ignorance is Bliss]

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    24 Jun 2026