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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are roommates. Sometimes Ilya speaks in Russian. Shane also happens to know how to speak Russian.

    Ilya does not know that Shane knows how to speak Russian.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    The crowd was intense tonight. There was a push and pull that added to the thrumming feeling under his skin, only heightened by the small, stolen moments with Ilya. Every time Ilya would glance over, he’d find Shane’s eyes on him and his lips would tick up into a smile. Sometimes, when Ilya was at the other side of the stage, Shane would flick his eyes up to the screen next to them and look at the close up of Ilya’s curls sticking to his skin and the bead of sweat sliding down his neck.

    Ilya Rozanov is the charismatic lead singer of Overtime Lights. Shane Hollander plays hockey and doesn't know anything about music. A night in New York leads to the reveal of their secret relationship.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “I fucking said ‘hands’ Rozanov! Are you going to stand there day dreaming or come and run this hot food, for fuck’s sake!”

    The words jolt Ilya out of his revere, and he scoffs in the direction of the expo window. It sits far enough back from the dining room that (hopefully) the guests didn’t hear that little outburst, but close enough to his bar that he (unfortunately) did hear it.

    “What a fucking asshole,” Ilya mumbles to Svetlana, the server picking up his gorgeous old fashioned from the bar and balancing it with two soda waters on her cocktail tray.
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    OR, Shane owns an upscale japanese restaurant in Ottawa. Ilya bartends there.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “I, uh, came to ask for a ride."

    Luca glanced sideways at Boodram, who was frozen with one arm in his jacket. It truly would have been hilarious, the way they all watched this scene unfold like a car crash, if it didn’t also feel like one.

    They shared a confused glance, turning back when Rozanov’s incredulous “A ride?” rang through the locker room.

    “Yeah, I, uh, figured I could use one since I just…quit the Metros,” Hollander said slowly, heaving an exhausted sigh afterwards.

    In which Shane Hollander overhears his teammates talking about him before a game and ends up in the Centaurs' locker room, asking Ilya Rozanov for a ride.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Vancouver General Hospital has very strict rules about workplace relationships, and Dr. Shane Hollander and Dr. Ilya Rozanov follow every single one.

    The only problem is that they’re married.

    And no one knows.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “When you’re with her,” Ilya continues, voice rough and breathless, “and she does fuck all for you no matter how hard you close your eyes, do you try to angle your hand so she brushes up on the scar? Do you do everything you can to remember it exists? Am I there with you, Hollander? Always?”

    Shane wants to touch him—so he does the only thing he’s allowed to do.

    He throws the first punch.

    Or: After Shane and Ilya's first on-ice fight sends the media into a frenzy, the league forces them to date to control the narrative.

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    29 May 2026

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    "Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."

    "And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."

    The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.

    "That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.

    The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.

    Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.

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    28 May 2026

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    EXCLUSIVE: Prince Shane Hollander and Formula 1 driver Ilya Rozanov spotted in heated argument at royal charity gala.

    Or: four times they almost exposed their relationship, and one very royal birthday that finally revealed everything.

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    26 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is sick and tired of getting set up on terrible dates by his ex-girlfriend. He's going to ruin the next one so spectacularly that Rose never tries it again.

    He doesn't expect the plan to work perfectly, but meeting Ilya turns out to be its own plot twist, a delicious bite of irony.

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    24 May 2026

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    finish this series

  16. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Much better. Now I can see all these freckles.” Rozanov’s thumbs traced up Shane’s sternum, following the scatter there like he was connecting dots only he could see. “Ty slovno chto-to, vybroshennoye iz kosmosa spetsial’no dlya menya. Zvyozdy.”

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    24 May 2026

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    to print

  17. Public Bookmark 1

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    inspired by Apogee; quote from Wolfbird

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    24 May 2026

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    to print

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    24 May 2026

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    classics bookcover

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    Three months, measured in empty bottles of sunscreen and beer, chunks of worn-down board wax, tan lines and freckles.

    Ilya and Shane meet on the waves.

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes while he types. You have the wrong number.

    Unknown: ok lol. wyd later

    Shane: Dude, knock it off. I’m not whoever you think I am.

    Unknown: then howd you know im a dude? if i am “stranger”...

    Shane braces one of his elbows on the doorframe. Trust me, I can tell. Hoping it’ll scare them off, he adds, I’m also a guy. Just FYI.

    But all they come back with is:

    Unknown: oh yea? r u hot?

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    19 May 2026

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