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    Snapshots of the Ottawa Centaurs captain, Shane "walks my husband like a dog" Hollander and Ilya "media menace" Rozanov. Best if read chronologically but not required.

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    All of the three weeks he called Shinjuro Rengoku requesting his presence for a meeting, all Giyuu got was annoyed grumbles, but no protest. Some level of annoyance is expected from busy parents. Then, when the time came for him to meet the responsible adult from the household, all three times he got…

    “Kyojuro Rengoku-san.”

    “That’s me, sensei!”

    ---

    Giyuu's astute observations of one of his most quiet students lands him smack in the middle of a very complicated family.
    Kyojuro on the other hand, just wants his brother safe...
    ... and if he gets to tap his hot teacher on the way, he won't complain.

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    After America’s flight back to the States is delayed, Russia insists to house him until the weather lets up. But how long will that take? America really doesn’t want to stay with Russia longer than he must, but maybe…Russia isn’t all that bad.

    SEQUEL IS POSTED!

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    Collection of stories about Jinshi and Maomao's journey through engagement, marriage, and parenthood - as individuals, as a couple, and eventually, as a little family.

    Lots of humor, fluff, smut, canon-typical violence, politics, and antics. Some angst, but nothing they can't manage. Most importantly, lots of love and learning how to share it.

    set post LN 14/15, largely canon compliant.

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    Click!

    He’s back in the world. The new mouse is foreign to Avery, so his movements feel stiff and awkward as he swivels it around. Then, something nearly makes him fling the piece of hardware across his room—

    Happy birthday

    — the chat window lights up.

    Or: Avery is having a hard time grieving Derek's death.

    Until, he gets a strange message in his single player world.

    [A canon-continuation, fix-it fic.]

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    Because Hongjoong deserves more than one dozen flowers of any kind.

    (Takes place between Chapters 12 & 13 of “Tingles”)

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    Hongjoong kind of maybe has a crush on his favorite ASMR YouTuber. It’s nothing really, for Hongjoong it kind of feels like having a crush on a celebrity or something of the like.

    Mars ASMR is like, really good at ASMR. An actual sentence that had come out of Hongjoong’s actual mouth when he had told San about ASMR, back when he first stumbled upon it.

    (Russian translation now kindly provided: here)

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    Shane owes Ilya an interview of his choice. Ilya, the menace he is, chooses to read thirst tweets with BuzzFeed.
    Chaos and a way too embarrassed Shane are the result.

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    As much as Robo-Ky loves talking about sex, he rarely has it. Not from a lack of interest on either of their parts; it's just that he lacks the parts to make it very reciprocal. He doesn't complain about fingering Venom within an inch of his life—in fact, he complains that it doesn't happen more often—it just… doesn't feel complete. Perhaps Venom is selfish in his selflessness, but he longs to see his husband come undone. To be lost in pleasure. To feel how much he loves him, tangibly, irrefutably. It is not a servile instinct. It is not.

    Robo-Ky shimmies, wires swinging in his cavity. “C'mon, tiger. Gimme your best shot.”

    Venom tries to make Robo-Ky come.

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    Lucius Malfoy is determined to rebuild a better world, but the Wizengamot is mired in complacency. When he notices Hermione Granger—dismissed by her peers yet burning with ideas—he recognizes both her brilliance and her potential. With Narcissa at his side, they draw Hermione into their world of influence, guiding her rise through the tangled web of wizarding politics. But as ambition intertwines with affection, the Malfoys begin to wonder: is Hermione destined to be their greatest ally, or the newest member of their family?

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    Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—

    He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.

    And again.

    He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.

    Spidey?!

    In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.

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    top getou / bottom gojo

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    Explicit story set in the Inyouchuu (Lewd Demon Bugs) world. Demon Lord Nightmare discards captive women once he’s done with them, sending them to the depths of The Cave where Imp typically resides, guiding the tentacles to rape their new toys. Women here have no name or story. Nothing but pieces of sex meat pockets to the demons to abuse and repeatedly impregnate. Their stomachs, insides, wombs and female parts used like an assembly line, enduring the awkward and surreal rapid birthing's of oversized demonic bugs and creatures. Once their vitality and physical body has warn out too much for continued impregnation, Imp may indulge in giving them a creative ‘final birth’…

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    Meringue is a sweet, hot, fluffy dessert. All the fics here will be purely self indulgent and without deeper meaning or conflict. For the foreseeable future, everything will be post-book 6 canon.

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    A love story based on you and the two former Beatles, Paul McCartney and George Harrison which all started on one spontaneous evening, you decide to go out with your friends to a bar and you end up at a place called The Indra-Club, and from already being entranced by the music, you walk towards the entrance, without a single clue of the dangerous but thrilling adventures you would get yourself into after that fateful night.

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    Everybody had expected Monarch's defeat to be a moment of triumph. Nobody had expected Gabriel Agreste, unmasked and mind frayed from continual abuse of the miraculous, crying out to all who would listen and making Paris certain of one thing:

    His son, Adrien Agreste, is one of his sentimonsters.

    And now he's missing.

    Nobody can find him— not even the superheroes, and not even his closest friends. But Marinette, Nino, and Alya aren't ones to give up so easily. They'll find him, no matter what it takes.

    (But, geez, would it kill Chat Noir to lend a hand?)

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    Miles Edgeworth wakes up to a phone ringing at 6 in the morning. He picks it up to tell off whomsoever is calling at this hour, unless it is direly important, only to realize the cellphone is not, in fact, his and the caller happens to be the ‘assistant’ of a man whose phone he should, most certainly, not be in possession of.

    Especially if that man is lying right next to him in bed.

    A.k.a Maya will never let Phoenix forget this.

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    The sequel to Petty Catharsis.

    The days after that first night were the hardest -- literally and figuratively. He wanted, he wanted, just a few more days until they could meet again --

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    "Shidou. Where were you? You disappeared after the match ended." Loki asked, eyeing him suspiciously.

    Shidou gave a nervous grin and gave him a thumbs up— if Loki had seen him limp, no he hadn't.

    or... shidou gets railed after their match against BM and wants to sleep as soon as possible, but meets a few people on his way

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