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  1. 9

    The UA Lollipop Shop by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    08 Jun 2026

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    When UA student Himiko discovers she can transform individual parts of her body at a time, she does what any queer teenage girl would do: she grows a dick and fucks her girlfriend Ochako with it.

    The girls get so addicted to the high of stealing and using their classmates' dicks that they blackmail Momo into making them replicas. It proves to be a dirty little secret to keep, though, and eventually Bakugo and the rest of the Class A girls end up in the know. They start a club called The UA Lolipop Shop, and the gang stoops to all manners of lows to steal dick.

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    Hollanov Support Group(chat) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    08 Jun 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

    ***

    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    The Slumbering Blood by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Jun 2026

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    The Malfoy family isn't stupid. While others served hurricanes, they've always been the roots. And roots, when threatened, only think of one thing: surviving to bloom again.

    Draco Malfoy learns from an early age that his name is both a key and a cage. Hermione Granger arrives at Hogwarts armed only with her intelligence and the certainty that she will not be silenced. As they navigate rivalries, unlikely friendships, and the slow awakening of something neither of them expected, two shadows move on the board.

    Voldemort, darker and more calculating than ever, prepares his return in silence. And Grindelwald, broken but not dead, comes back to reclaim what was taken from him.

    At the center of it all: a Muggle-born girl who carries Merlin's blood. And a Malfoy heir who will have to choose between the legacy he inherited and the future he wants to build.

    A story about choices, legacies, and the certainty that even the most poisoned roots can bear good fruit — if there is courage to prune what needs to be cut.

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    Rehabilitation by

    Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)  

    16 Jun 2026

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    SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 9!!

    ' She can’t help her mind wandering though, back to a topic that’s been a frequent visitor in her mind for weeks now, relentlessly pounding against her skull.

    Caine had come up to them two months prior, practically glitching with excitement, sharing that they may be able to potentially heal abstraction. He wasn’t positive, but he’d been working closely in the digital files of the Circus lately, giving himself something to do in between their regular activities. He found that the files of their lost friends still existed, but were corrupted, damaged, though fixable, if he was looking at it correctly at least. He couldn’t promise anything, but he had hope that they could actually do something.

    This had caused excitement to rise within the group, eyes sparkling and discussion rampant. Voices had overlapped each other, and Pomni couldn’t help the heaviness on her chest of their most recent cast member lost lightening a bit at the positivity of the group, eyes drifting to the large circus tent he resided in most days, when he wasn’t in the aquarium with the others. '

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    Dive|rgence by

    Fandoms: One Piece  

    07 Jun 2026

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    A young, dreamless girl closes her eyes in the Mediterranean Sea, and opens them in the middle of East Blue.

    (How do you go on, when everything you have ever known and loved is gone, and everything left to love should be a paper-thin lie?)

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    My Dreams, All Reality by for thefreckled_dumpling

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    08 Jun 2026

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    “Oh?” Chan asks, humor laced through his tone. Felix has only known him for a few hours, but he can hear it, the laugh he's fighting, the dimple in his cheek. “Would Hyunjinnie want to join us, then?”

    Felix inhales sharply as his pulse jumps. Hyunjin’s head whirls around, eyes wide as he meets Chan's gaze. Felix can hear his own heartbeat in his ears.

    “Wh– what?” Hyunjin whispers, finally letting himself look at Felix. He can't interpret what he sees in his best friend's eyes, but he hopes his own sudden anticipation isn't too apparent. “Felix?”

    He releases a measured breath, praying it doesn't seem too jittery as he shrugs haphazardly. “Sure. I mean, why not? We never- uh, we've never done that, but. We're best friends, right? What. What could go wrong?”

    ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

    Felix brings Chan home from the bar to get laid but accidentally ends up in his best friend and roommate Hyunjin's room—who he's in love with, by the way. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Barbe-Q&A by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    31 May 2026

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

    Or

    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    Fourever You A/B/O Verse by

    Fandom เพราะรักนำทาง | Fourever You (TV)

    19 Apr 2026

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    This series will include one-shots based on scenes from the series with an A/B/O twist and completely original one-shots sprinkled in throughout!

    *Based on the series adaptation, not the novels*

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    In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    07 Jan 2020

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    “MERLIN!” Arthur shrieked as he dove for his sword. Merlin only groaned, raising his arm to push Will’s hand down as the damned idiot laughed wildly. “Keep your goddamn sorcerer in line, I swear to-”

    “Beware, my prince.” Will interrupted solemnly as he raised his hands to signal complete silence “For my powers will surely turn you into the toad that you are. Bippity Boppity…Make Arthur Hoppity….” He said, wiggling his fingers. Arthur swore loudly. Merlin gave a cough that suspiciously sounded like a laugh before turning to fix his friend with a hard glare.

    “Stop it.”

    “He makes it too easy, Merlin. Honestly.”

    Or

    Will survived the battle of Ealdor and occasionally comes around to visit Merlin…And torture Arthur.

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    And everyone will know (how loved you were) by for 4urorasolace

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    14 Jun 2026

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    The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.

    The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.

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    The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.

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    The Horny Princess' Perfect Consort by ,

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    12 Jun 2026

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    After King Harold's passing, Princess Iris is required by law to find a suitable husband to officially become Queen before her 25th birthday. Which is a serious headache for the young noble lady who only has a few weeks to find a consort with the proper qualities.

    Wisdom, kindness, affinity with the future Queen and bride to be, you presume? Who cares about any of that crap. It's sexual compatibility she's looking for! Something she hasn't found thus far among the pretty boys at Court, and it's not for lack of trying.

    If Princess Iris is to find the right suitor on such short notice, she'll need to think outside the box. And, since it's an arranged marriage and she can choose anyone from her Kingdom, why not use her last weeks as a bachelorette playing the field? Especially if she can torment her old strict butler Mr. Moore in the process.

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    Top 3 Things to Not Do at Work by Anonymous

    Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)  

    16 Jun 2026

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    1. Do not abuse substances on the clock.

    2. Do not jerk off in the restroom.

    3. Do not jerk off in the hallway while watching your coworker jerk off in the restroom.

    Pomni and Ragatha are really shitty employees.

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    Bloody Lily, Blue Flames by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    29 Mar 2022

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    You ( READER~) are a female college student. You have a very dark history ( No spoilers :3 )
    Your some freaky-deaky who enjoys the dark side ( not star wars. ) and revels in the thought of blood and gore. Though it can freak you out, the general concept intrigues you.
    Your going to become a botanist with a side hobby of artistry. Everyone hates your damn guts because you freaking em out with your deaky.
    With nobody in your life as you begin your second year at college, your life is about to take so many weird steps, turns, and throttles you will be on your @ss asking where you were when you havent even left the room you were in.

    You meet with the known Undertale monster gang, slowly and surely. Things happen that will change your college life. LITERALLY.

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    An act of desperation by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 May 2026

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    When a gambling debt leaves three men desperate, the centaurs find themselves in the middle of a dangerous situation.

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    not "your' anything by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    13 Jun 2026

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    Stocking Stuffer by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    23 Dec 2025

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    “I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”

    “Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”

    “Do you want me to die?”

    Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”

     

    Or:

    Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.

    But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.

    Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.

    Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.

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    Speak of the Devil by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    21 Feb 2026

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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @downbadinottawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @montrealdefender
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

    Translated into Chinese

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    A Human’s Touch by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Zanka knew he was just as obsessed with Jabber. He wasn’t that good at keeping it a secret. But he couldn’t help it. The way Jabber praised him, spoke about him as if he was some legendary fighter. It made him feel seen. It made him feel needed. Jabber needed to fight him. And Zanka needed to fight Jabber.

    They needed each other.

    —-

    Zanka and Jabber enter a complicated situationship. All the while, Cleaner HQ has been spreading rumors about Zanka having a secret partner.

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    I didn't know this was here (but I'm glad we found it) by

    Fandoms: Black Sails  

    13 Jun 2020

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    Written for the Black Sails Confinement Challenge

    Original Prompt S 25: Silver is talking to Flint, Flint is avoiding De Groot and so Silver finds himself manhandled into a very small compartment he’d never noticed on the Walrus. Mood: silly, ust

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    Never Was, Never Will by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    17 Mar 2026

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    Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—

    He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.

    And again.

    He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.

    “Spidey?!”

    In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.

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