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Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.
They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.
It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.
No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.
Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.
Until he does.
A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.
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ilya rozanov, top-dog by anyabarnes
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.limelight, 8.5k words
Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.
hat-trick, 17.1k words
Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.
pillowtalk, 21.5k words
It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.
partition, 19.3k words
Galas generally disinterest Ilya. Every rule, however, has its exception; after all, how could he turn down an invitation to an event he knows Mr. Hollander will be at?
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❤️❤️❤️
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Never in your twenty-odd years would you have ever imagined that you'd end up in the underworld tied up like a a bundle of wood and on display like a figurehead on a ship. Never did you ever imagine you'd get caught by slavers. Never.
Life sometimes does end up more creative than your imagination, or so it seems.
You'd been seething in rage the entire time you'd tied up. Apparently, they didn't appreciate your sense of humor. Gods forbid you try and be creative while locked away.
Luckily, there's a knight to save the princess from atop her tower of cement blocks and rope.
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i wanna cut to the feeling by JuneOokami, Thatdeaddovebutch for Thatdeaddovebutch
Fandoms: Original Work
25 Dec 2024
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Date days were her favorites.
Other girls may not go on dates with their dads, but she didn't think there was anything wrong with that. It was always so much fun! They always went to cool and interesting places like museums and the county fair, Dani got to hold his hand and stuff, and Dad actually enjoyed it along with her. He worked so hard during the week, it was only fair that he had some fun too.
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Dani has an extra special date day with Dad.
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As long as you're next to me (just the two of us) by C3lest1al
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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"I can help if I actually know what's wrong with you, pigeon."
"You're going to laugh at me." He muttered childishly. "...Or be disgusted like my handlers are."
"And how do you know that? It'll take a fucking lot to disgust me." Had Hawks even looked at Dabi recently?
"Well it's embarrassing too." Dabi could see the way he was already cringing, face flushed.
"Hey, it can't be that bad."
"Having to lay eggs 𝘪𝘴 that bad." Hawks whispered into his knees - and Dabi almost didn't catch it.
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Dabihawks server week day 1! Oviposition
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I LOVE THIS AGHH SHOULDA BECAME AN ANGSTY FIC
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We keep this love in a photograph by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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“Go jerk off to Rose Landry without me,” he grumbles as a final statement.
“I heard her character dies in this one though,” Cliff mentions absentmindedly.
Ilya halts in his step. Thinks about it. Turns around and agrees to meet them at 9.
In which Ilya’s teammates are tired of him hating on the X-Squad franchise without having seen it, so they drag him to the sequel's premiere.
Imagine his surprise when his boyfriend comes up on screen. Acting as Rose Landry's boyfriend.
Ilya really fucking hates those movies.
Alternatively, Shane forgot to mention his not-so-brief cameo in the X-Squad Sequel. The internet (and Ilya) want him to start a career as an action star because holy shit, he’s hot in that movie.
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Of Frying Pans and Fires by GomorrahHillsides (Within_N_Without)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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The wolf beneath Shane's skin is not some committed leader, intent on controlling others. Yes, his designation fits well with his need to protect those he loves. To protect innocents. But, his alpha status is not the same caliber as Ilya Rozanov's.
In this moment, it's both good and bad news. If Ilya manages to do what his brother has tasked him with, Shane won't suffer too much in changing designations. The pride in him is attached to his accomplishments, not whether or not he can pop a knot. But on the other hand, his flexibility practically guarantees that, with enough time and effort, Ilya will succeed. They will end up permanently mated. All because Shane couldn't sleuth stealthily enough.
Or, Agent Shane Hollander gets caught, cover blown. It's up to Ilya, their confidential informant, to save him. But will the price be worth it?
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Phainon takes advantage of the fact that he and Mydei are locked together.
At least, until they're interrupted by never-ending responsibilities.
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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Determined to win a stupid bet by proving that Ivan doesn’t like him like that, Till embarks on a mission to repel Ivan in every way possible.
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AHHH I LOVE THEM
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devour by tmotc
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Anime)
14 Jul 2024
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Haruka doesn’t know what they are—other than that Suo likes calling him cute and spending way too much time between his legs.
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- Part 2 of trans!sakura
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July 4th, 2026
11:57pm
Love to see it
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Rosy Cheeks (Or, The Morning After Shane Hollander Drank Vodka) by martha_sighs
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jun 2026
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“We all hung out. It was a nice night, no big deal.” Ilya shrugged. He actually shrugged – as though this wasn’t the biggest, most life-altering, horrifying deal.
“I OUTTED US TO EVERYONE ILYA!” Shane thought his heart might beat out of his chest.
“Oh.” Ilya set down his fork, disappointed. “So you do remember.”----
Shane wakes up, hungover, after an eventful night out where he enthusiastically outted his and Ilya’s relationship to his friends. Unsuprisingly, his friends seem far more excited about this development than he is.
Part 2 to “Loose Lips (Or, Why Shane Hollander Shouldn’t Drink Vodka)”.
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Tell me you hate me so I can finally breathe. by Torchflower_Intolerant
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
06 Jul 2026
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Flame blinked. “What?”
“You’re making that face.”
“What face?”
“That face.”
“I don’t have a face.”
“You only look like that if you’re constipated or horny.”
Wemmbu choked so violently he nearly dropped his skates.Flame turned bright red. “MANE—WHAT—NO—” Flame’s entire nervous system short-circuited anyway. Heat flared sharply beneath his skin. Tiny embers snapped at his fingertips.
Mane shrugged. “I’m just saying. I’m your older brother. I know things.”
“You’re twenty!”
“And wiser than you.”
“Debatable!”
Wemmbu was still coughing, face red for a completely different reason. “What—what kind of family—what—”
Flame covered his face with both hands. “I’m going to die.”Mane patted his shoulder sympathetically. “It’s okay. Happens to the best of us.”
“It does NOT—”Hehe what I'm I doing with life...
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Chapter 5
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Of Inspiration and Mortification by boats_birds
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
08 Jan 2019
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"Who's been your biggest inspiration?!"
Taiga answered with no hesitation.
"My husband, Kagami Tetsuya."
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kagami tetsuya... IM DEDDDD KAGAKURO HUSBANDS 😭😭💘💘
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Take One For The Team by artxliveshere
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2026
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Eijiro Kirishima is facing an academic death sentence.
With the rule of "No pass = No play" hanging over his head, he has until 8:00 AM to turn in a comprehensive calculus thesis or lose his rugby scholarship completely. Desperate, he tracks down Bakugou, the campus's notoriously brilliant student, who is hidden away in the back stacks of the university library.Kirishima expects to bargain with cash or favors.
But Katsuki Bakugou doesn't take his favors in cash.He tells himself he's just "taking one for the team," but is it really one for the team if he can't take it?
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An uncomfortable consequence of old age raises its ugly head at quite possibly the worst time.
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aaaa finally some exploration of the fact that they're getting old. also pee. we like pee here. who said that.
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Alpha Thrash by Soft_Focus_Chaos
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, heated - Fandom
26 May 2026
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After a disastrous world championship last year, the league has mandated that all participating alphas must take a supplemental suppressant. The suppressant thrasidone acetate, infamously known as Alpha Thrash, is a harsh chemical blocker that suppresses extreme alpha aggression, pheromone strength, and mating cycles.
Two years after their marriage, Shane and Ilya are selected for Team Canada in the world championships, with Shane as captain. While Shane's only omega stipulation is industrial grade scent blockers, Ilya has to take the mandated Alpha Thrash. There is a very slight possibility of a drug interaction with his antidepressants, but it is so rare that the risk is deemed minimal. Besides, Ilya has taken Thrash before. It will be fine. Probably.
Or; Ilya has a rare drug interaction that causes a paradoxical side effect; the suppressant causes his suppressants to fail. He goes into rut at 35,000 feet. Trapped in a flying tin can of vomiting hockey players. Shane balances being an omega captain with being an omega husband with an audience of hockey royalty.
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Five Times Childe Was a Dumbass in Love (and the One Time He Used His Brain Instead) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Jun 2025
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Five times Childe made a fool of himself for Zhongli (including a disastrous attempt at CPR, poetry that would make a hilichurl cry, and culinary crimes against humanity), and the one time he actually impressed Zhongli and almost gave him an existential crisis.
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- Part 16 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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Negan allowed his smile to stretch wider, if that was even possible. "Anything?" Negan asked, tilting his head slightly to the side, already knowing the answer.
Rick would've nodded if the sharp metal wasn't pressed so insistently against his skin, so instead, he let out a breathy, "yes."
Negan’s eyebrows jumped, when he couldn’t contain his excitement. His smile, two rows of white teeth, seemed to shine in condescension, as he spoke “Alright then!”. Pulling his bat away from Rick’s face, Negan placed Lucille on his shoulder once again. “If that’s the case, then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind too much marrying me.”
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In a world where Shane didn't show his true colors, or his true feelings, until after Negan's proposal.
Basically, Negan protects Rick from Shane, and well you know what comes after.
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