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• Loot of the Rings 2: The Battle of the Two Short Skyscrapers by Arcaninerulz

  Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, lotr - Fandom, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Work in Progress

  16 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gandalf (Tolkien)
  • Sam Gamgee
  • Merry Brandybuck
  • Frodo Baggins
  • Pippin Took
  • Sauron (Tolkien)
  • Saruman (Tolkien)
  • Aragorn (Tolkien)
  • Gimli (Tolkien)
  • Legolas Greenleaf
  • Boromir (Tolkien)
  • Treebeard | Fangorn (Tolkien)
  • Quickbeam | Bregalad (Tolkien)
  • Éowyn (Tolkien)
  • Nazgûl Characters (Tolkien)
  • The Lord of the Rings References
  • Inspired by The Lord of the Rings
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Chips as weapons
  • Tomatoes as weapons
  • food as weapons
  • Digimon reference
  • Parody
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • Metahumor
  • Dungeons & Dragons References
  • D&D 3.5 reference
  • Sherlock Holmes References
  • Spider-Man References
  • Dragon ball z references
  • Star Wars References
  • Pokemon References

  Summary

  Loot of the Rings- Not Another LOTR Parody!
  Book 2: The Battle of the Two Short Skyscrapers

  Gludalf and the Habbits of the Shore set out to save the world from Seamron, a wrinkle free despot! Yes, it’s another LOTR spoof! Corn chips, flying tomatoes, and epic chase scenes abound! WARNING: 4th wall may not remain intact, lots of meta-awarness within!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  66,924

  Chapters:

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  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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