My PSMP fics
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Summary: I stayed up late enough to find this hilarious and decided I had to join in during the hour this would probably exist for. This is on anon and probably going to be orphaned because I do have like. Two shreds of shame, I think.
Actual fic summary: Shittyfartbaby69 angst, as he reflects on days long gone.Series
- Part 1 of My PSMP fics
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Just got an ominous warning, feeling good by CloudDragon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Penis SMP
22 May 2021
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Wifehaver meets someone new in the forest, and gets some advice.
Or: Still not sure if Pisser is canon or not and for my other fics probably not, but I wanted to write a fic that had her in it anyways
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- Part 2 of My PSMP fics
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Short Shittypenis drabble, because I felt like it and I still care enough about these characters that I don't want them to fully fall out of having a fandom just yet
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- Part 3 of My PSMP fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 169
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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All of this feels so new, now that I'm just like you by CloudDragon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Penis SMP
25 Aug 2021
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Sweetcakes finally gets the hang of shapeshifting into humanoid form, and decides that it’s time for a change in lifestyle.
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- Part 4 of My PSMP fics
- Language:
- English
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- 684
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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Mommy Milf can’t build but needs something made, and Papercutninja wants to win Ben Dover's affection. They work together. Or: My interpretation of how Mommy convinced Paper to build the bunker.
If you see this in a set of tumblr asks that’s intentional I’m just posting it here too
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- Part 5 of My PSMP fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 27
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And in the burned ground a blue flower bloomed by CloudDragon
Fandoms: Penis SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Oct 2021
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Milfboss and Wifehaver have a not-shit day.
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- Part 6 of My PSMP fics
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Milfboss wishes sometimes that she never made a golden hoe, that she didn’t know all of the other uses for strength potions. But she got too deep into all this to go back years ago, so she might as well keep swimming around.
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- Part 7 of My PSMP fics
- Language:
- English
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- 1,447
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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Just a ride across the blue by CloudDragon
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Penis SMP
26 Jul 2022
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After the first execution and Shitty's revival, Penis runs to an emergency base he'd made thousands of blocks away. An emergency base that, for some reason, since he last went there, is now halfway inside a new world border.
And someone who was out there to get more sand finds him.Basically: I don't know hermitcraft well enough to feel like I can write fanfic of it from the hermit's point of views, if at all, I want to write more PSMP fanfic and PSMP fanfic is obviously not fully taken seriously so if the characterization isn't entirely right it won't be terrible, and this idea's been floating around in my head for a little while so this exists now. Penisunavalible goes to hermitcraft.
Also yeah I've decided to stop having my psmp fics be anonymous. this is my eighth one they're the main thing I'm writing right now I'm not going to hide anymore lol. sorry to everyone who's not in mcytblr who sees thisWooo! As of chapter 6 this is now the longest penis smp fanfic on ao3, as far as I know. That's poggers.
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- Part 8 of My PSMP fics
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Sweetass kills someone. that's it, that's the fic
AKA: I wanted to write something but am low on ideas for my stories so I did this.
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- Part 9 of My PSMP fics