Comment on ripening of the wound

  1. horrorcowboy Thu 02 Apr 2026 10:10PM UTC

    PLEASE the “attic husband” accusation is so insane because it really is just murtagh telling on himself like 😭 my guy why is that your first assumption. what kind of business model are YOU running

    BUT are we even surprised. this is the man whose canonical ideas of romance include bludgeoning his love interest over the head with a sword and kidnapping her via dragon to be enslaved and tortured (by him!) and who also fantasized about ruling the kingdom with her as his name slave just like papa did with mama… like his idea of courtship is CRIME and we are meant to think he is ok 👍

    and then he turns around and is suspicious of everyone else’s intentions like. oh so NOW we’re concerned about manipulation and coercion. fascinating. incredible. groundbreaking self-awareness happening here

    CLOSETED FANTASY CATHOLIC i love your mind

    eragon is just like “i think love is beautiful and i would like to experience it :) anyway here is my body, my soul, my loyalty, my future, my dragon, and also my last brain cell“ and murtagh is short-circuiting with a massive erection as if he hasn’t personally participated in every single step leading directly to it

    no one is doing it like them. truly

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