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  1. 44

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    Aziraphale's and Hannibal's paths cross in Florence. The two strike up a friendship. And yes, Aziraphale is completely aware that Hannibal is, well, a cannibal...but that won't prevent him from enjoying exquisite company.

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    “Rock and roll? Really, Crowley? No, I’m afraid I know Mr. Epstein far better than you do. We have quite similar tastes, you see, he’s a great appreciator of the classics. Brahms, Bach. He may sell pop records in his shop, but I can’t possibly see how a group like this could play a role in improving his life.”

    “Aziraphale, trust me on this.”

    The angel looked wildly unconvinced. Crowley sighed. He was going to have to bring out the big guns.

    “You owe me one,” Crowley said. “Hamlet, remember?”

    Aziraphale gave an outraged wiggle. “This isn’t Shakespeare, my dear, this is— this is— rebellion!”

    “Not rebellion,” said Crowley. “Revolution.

     

    (This is a story about Aziraphale and Brian Epstein. Did you know they were friends?)

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  3. 53

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    Advent, noun: a season observed in most branches of Christianity; a time of expectant waiting. (In which two entities meet after an important event and end up discussing mistletoe.)

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    Crowley missed a rather important memo on the mechanics of species proliferation. Short, silly fluff.

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    The Beginning Of The World isn’t going quite the way it’s supposed to, mostly because Aziraphale and Crowley can’t keep their hands off each other.

    Written for the Ineffable Con Zine, October 2019.

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    The first time it happened was an accident. No, honestly. It really was.

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  7. 72

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    “They’ve got you under some kind of interrogation spell?”

    The angel shook his head, chuckling lightly. “No, no, it’s really quite nice. It’s all about opening up and being your true self and sharing secrets with the ones you love, even if you would never usually say a...Actually, now that I hear it out loud, yes. It’s an interrogation spell.”

    In which the angels couldn't burn Aziraphale, so they do the next best thing.

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  8. 60

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    “There’s a ghost in your flat...So you’ve decided to antagonize it.”

    Crowley didn’t appreciate Anathema's tone or the slow rise of her eyebrows. “Well, it’s my bloody flat, isn’t it? If I’d wanted a roommate, I would have gotten one.”

    In which Aziraphale is haunting his old bookshop, and Crowley just wants some bloody peace.

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  9. 21

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    Nightingale house was, quite undisputedly, haunted.

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    Everyone's got a hobby, right? It just so happens that Crowley's hobby is exorcising ghosts. Well, 'exorcising' is a little harsh; he just... encourages them to shimmy over to the Other Side. It's better than having them mope around Earth, at least.

    A series of short stories following the exorcist Crowley and his spectral partner Aziraphale!

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    How do you cheer up a demon? The usual ways, really.

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    "They'll leave us alone. For a bit."

    One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?

    At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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  13. 16

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    human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, [...] life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves. // gabriel garcía márquez, love in the time of cholera

    with a palm full of stars, i throw them like dice / repeatedly, i shake them like dice / and throw them on the table / repeatedly, repeatedly / until the desired constellation appears. // bjork, desired constellation

    i was born the day i thought: what is? what was? and what if? i was transformed the day my ego shattered, and all the superficial, material things that mattered to me before, suddenly ceased to matter. i really came into being the day i no longer cared what the world thought of me, only on my thoughts for changing the world. // suzy kassem, coming forth into the light

    two thousand years ago the night sky looked completely different, and so when you get right down to it, the greek conceptions of star signs as related to birth dates are grossly inaccurate for today's day and age. [...] the reason it's all off kilter? the earth's axis wobbles. life isn't nearly as stable as we want it to be. // jodi picoult, my sister's keeper

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    Tucking his sunglasses into the neck of his black t-shirt, he scans the crowded space for the man Anathema had described. Blond, she’d said. A bit old-fashioned. Crowley had taken that to mean no shagging until the third date but his eyes land on a man who looks like he just returned from tea in the Victorian era and he just knows he’s found his date. Ezra Fell.

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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after (and sometimes before) the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

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  16. 11

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    “No it isn’t!” he exclaimed. “It’s not our first date at all. We’ve had hundreds!”

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    “Oh, I should never have left you alone in the nineteenth century. Music hall, magic, incredibly expensive gay clubs. All your most embarrassing impulses were just left to scamper around unchecked”

    Stage magic is about the art of deception, making it unsuitable – if not actually impossible – for those of an angelic nature. Over a century later, Aziraphale believes himself to be a much more adept liar than he used to be, but when he looks through his old thwarting ledgers he’s surprised to discover the identity of the person he’s been consistently deceiving for the past six thousand years.

    Companion piece to Still My Heart Has Wings.

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    The story of how an angel and demon somehow set up home together.

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    "Crowley, this is a disaster. This is everything I ever wanted. We’re in love. And there’s a picnic. And we don’t seem to be able to get…amorous without causing earthquakes.”

    Aziraphale attempts subterfuge. Crowley sees right through him.

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    Five decades of Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, as told through the Broadway shows they attended.

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