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Kinger: Dad of Girls (and Zoobles) by ChaoticAce2005
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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Based on this incorrect quote I made a while ago...
Kinger: I love my four daughters.
Zooble: ...Kinger, I'm not a girl.
Kinger: Oh, I know!
Jax/Daisy: *sweats anxiously in the background*OR: Kinger confesses his love for his adopted daughters (and Zoobles), Jax overhears and tries very hard not to think about what that may mean, only to realize that hey, maybe that fourth daughter is JAX.
...But that wouldn't work, because Jax is a guy, right?
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The Long Way Round by kazuu_1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2025
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"I wanna take you out, Izuku."
Katsuki means 'on a date', for his birthday.
Izuku hears 'in a fight', like an invitation to spar.
It's one thing to be in love, but it's another to be idiots in love. But like always, they figure it out. Eventually.
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“You algae-riddled moron,” Sanji seethes, shaking the paper for emphasis. “What did you do?”
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Nami needs to get laid, and it seems like Sanji is the only one who fits the bill. That's what she thought when she found them a bed, anyway.
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Nami is horny, Sanji is also horny, but mostly just afraid. Lucky for Sanji, Nami happens to be a very good friend, even when she's left with metaphorical blue balls.
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- Part 1 of some part of me
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Forged By Nitroglycerin And Spite by Sif (Rosae)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Katsuki was quite possibly the most stubborn child to ever walk the planet earth. While his unwavering nature could cause issues, it had also saved his life several times. His determination was boundless when well directed, driving him to reach greater and greater heights.
Problem was, this wasn’t a height Katsuki wanted to reach. He'd gotten up here accidentally and he didn’t know how to get down. Or if he even should get down.
In which Katsuki’s kidnapping goes ever so slightly differently. His classmates don’t show up to help him escape, All-Might is caught up in fighting Nomu and as a result takes longer to reach Katsuki after All for One teleported him away. Little things add up, and Katsuki's path as a hero is forever altered, for better or for worse.
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- Part 1 of Anecdotes of Nitroglycerin and Spite