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Sometimes your family is just you, your butler who pretty much adopted you, your acrobatic son, said acrobatic son's ex girlfriend, your book nerd dead son, your silent assassin daughter, your son who stalked you since he was nine, your stalker son's ex girlfriend, your blood son, your son who was in a gang/army/vigilante army, your lesbian cousin, a pair of siblings, and your blood son's many many pets.
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A Game of Guess Who With Big Blue by TheWitchBoy for ilovemanicures
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
19 Mar 2023
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“He is happy and easygoing. It’s hard to believe that Batman raised him, sometimes. But, I mean, he has his broody moments...”
“Is this a joke at my expense or something? That's the most intense kid I’ve ever met in my life."
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- Part 5 of Secret ID Reveals
- Part 3 of Batfamily Shenanigans & Tomfoolery
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go out and find yourself happy by MashpotatoeQueen for average_lasagna
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
30 May 2020
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Damian, a little older and a little wiser, on his way to figuring himself out.
“I should be out there,” he says, mostly to himself.
The two year old sitting next to him, building a small block tower, makes a mock trumpeting sound with his lips pressed together. Damian side eyes him and then checks the apartment for intruders. Again.
“I’m going to assume you were agreeing with me."Series
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you're done with all the talk talk talk by MashpotatoeQueen for transbrucewayne, CoffeeMewMew
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
24 May 2020
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Dick is the one who takes her to her first ballet.
(Or: Cass falls in love with dancing, and drags the rest of her family along for the ride.)
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full the woods of leaf and flower by MashpotatoeQueen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman and the Signal (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
11 Apr 2020
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The Batfamily gets deaged, and Bruce reminisces about his kids while he tries to coax baby Damian Wayne back to sleep.
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batman is dancing to fortnight and this might as well happen because vigilante life is already so *Goddamn* weird (Duke Thomas: A Memoir) by MashpotatoeQueen for average_lasagna
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and the Signal (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
20 Mar 2020
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You may not have time to unpack all that, but Duke Thomas does.
(He doesn't get it either.)
(He loves his new crazy family nonetheless.)
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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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Red Hood looks out for Crime Alley. Crime Alley looks out for Red Hood.
(A collection of snapshots.)
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Don't Wake Me Up, Not Dreamin' by DownTheRabbitTrail
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
16 Jan 2026
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At first glance Thomas was sure the victim was already long gone, just a burned, mangled husk attached to tubes and wires. But he was shocked to see that the heart monitor was slowly beeping. “What happened?” Thomas immediately questioned. “There was an explosion in an abandoned building around Park Row. He was found in the rubble. He was resuscitated on the scene and coded once in the ambulance. Aside from severe burns, broken bones and trauma the worst injury seems to be a wound at his throat caused by a sharp object.” They rattled off more information as Thomas quickly prepped for surgery. Every second was going to have to count to save this one.
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Jason dies in the explosion after his throat is cut by Batman's batarang. But somehow he wakes up he in an alternate universe where Thomas and Martha Wayne didn't die, and Bruce never became Batman. Lost and alone Jason struggles with his injuries and his own existence, but the Waynes are determined to help him every step of the way. Jason finds himself the pseudo older brother to a teenage Dick and a baby Damian. Little do the Wayne's know that Jason has a knack for "adopting" kids. He starts with his own tiny counterpart.
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.
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