Records Potentially Used For Fertility Rituals
An assortment of found records potentially used for old fertility rituals 😉😉. Yeah, I know, old meme. But it's a fun one so there. In case you hadn't gotten it, here lies the porn.
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Random works
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the “b” in “bingqiu” stands for “bang on every surface” by Jojo07
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2023
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The title says it all. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
1. on the bed
2. on the floor
3. the mirror
4. on the throne
5. on the Bai Zhan training grounds
6. in a...coffin? -
Task Failed Successfully by Ameji
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
30 Jul 2024
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Hua Cheng tries to suppress the first full-blown heat he's had in 800 years. Xie Lian tries to find a missing god. How will these two things connect?
One of them is going to be much more successful than the other.
Series
- Part 2 of Tasks Assigned!
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“How would gege like it”, Hua Cheng says slowly, “if I took care of his problem the next time, were I to notice him being in such a bothered state in his sleep?”
By this point, Xie Lian’s face is burning. Even so, he nods — too embarrassed to get the words out, but definitely not against Hua Cheng’s idea.Lately, Xie Lian has been having very unsatisfactory dreams of a salacious nature, never able to reach the peak of pleasure in his dreams. Hua Cheng offers a solution.
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Shut In by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Apr 2020
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Lan Wangji was stuck in this stone coffin with Wei Ying, no sword, no guqin, no space between them, and Wei Ying. Wouldn’t. Stop. Moving.
based off this art
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break time by treescape for SarunoHadaki
Fandoms: ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime & Manga)
18 Jul 2026
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When midnight ticks by at the family restaurant, there's only one customer seated in the dining room.
"C'mon, Satomi-kun," Kyouji wheedles, leaning back in his chair. He's been lounging there for hours, now, watching Satomi work through the first half of his shift. "Shouldn't you be taking your break by now?"
Satomi looks pointedly at the half-filled coffee cup sitting on Kyouji's table. He's already refilled it five times. "I can't take my break when there are customers."
Or, Kyouji convinces Satomi to take a break.
Random bookmarks
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Here Lies Lan Wangji by DizziDreams for occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jun 2022
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When Lan Wangji agreed to help Wei Ying out and play the role of "Dracula" for his Haunted House, he hadn't expected it to end like this.
Trapped in the dark.
In a coffin.
With Wei Ying.
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Terminal by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime & Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
02 Jun 2026
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Kyouji is not thinking clearly. How in the hell could anyone, let alone a sinner like him, be expected to think clearly with a beautiful boy's cock bisecting one's ass on the train?
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Easy by orphan_account
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2024
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Kissing is something easy and fun Xie lian can handle in their relationship and Hua cheng would never push him for more. But what if his submissive and breedable nature is just too irresistible to Xie lian???
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I Can Get You There by airinshaw
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Apr 2022
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Wei Ying convinces Lan Zhan to give him a massage. It goes way better than he expected.
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Sound of Silence by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2026
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Wei Ying forces himself to stand, Lan Zhan’s hands still loosely encircling his wrists. “It doesn’t matter,” he says.
“Wei Ying –”
“I can’t let it matter, Lan Zhan, because what will I be, then? Now, like this – I have the power to protect the people I want to protect. And I have the power to punish those who deserve it. As an empty shell, all I can do is crack into pieces. Well – I refuse to. I just – refuse.”