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Fake News by SonoSvegliato
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Sep 2021
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“I’m your editor,” she says. “And I’m not editing the crap you wrote while half delirious on --” she picks up one of his cans -- “Calpis Yogurt Flavored Milk Soda -- Midoriya, how do you even have any brain cells left?”
“The only thing that keeps me kicking is katsudon and spite.”
Suzuki holds up both hands. “How many fingers am I holding up?”
“Ten,” he answers immediately, albeit smugly.
"And how many fingers does it look like I’m holding?”
His eyes dart to the right. There is a water stain on the ceiling that he swears looks like Gang Orca.
"How many, Midoriya?”
He frowns and looks at his shoes. “...Eleven and a half.”Reporter AU.
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the moments inbetween by turbulentmoods
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
27 Jan 2020
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a meet-cute speedrun where kyojuro decides to don a metaphorical chefs hat to impress a certain stranger
(or, what if we touched hands when we reached for the same discount box of mac-and-cheese and we were both guys...)
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When he finally gets cornered by the Reds and Blues, bleeding and wounded, back to an unclimbable cliff, armor and thus stealth unit out of power, one bullet left in his gun, six colorful sim troopers and two freelancers surrounding him, the orange one speaks up first. “Dibs.”
“Dibs!?” the aqua one repeats incredulously.
“You heard me,” Captain Grif says calmly. “Dibs.”
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Locus gets adopted by the Reds.
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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White Foams and Grey Skies by kazumi123
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Nov 2023
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In which Gojo Satoru has an older brother (and he was not alone),
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A pure indulgence fic that stemmed from the desire to see Kakashi and Satoru on the same screen. Contains some fluffy and angsty parts, and spoilers to the Jujutsu Kaisen manga. Also plot, yes, it somewhat exists.
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- Part 1 of Jujutsu fandom, I offer you Kakashi