Archive of Our Own

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Hi guys. I want to post something permanent.

My last request book gained 0 traction, and I couldn’t follow any requests because there were none.

Unless that was my fault?

Well, the past is in the past. I can‘t get that back.

I’m sorry.

This will turn into an actual chapter once I get a request.

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i keep running.

what am i running from?

what mistakes can He not forgive?

what still follows me?

they’re obsessed with me.

and i still keep thinking about them.

they happened.

the past is in the past.

they’re a part of me.

i need to embrace them.

yet i keep running.

”remember when?”

”i don’t.

why would i when they have been forgiven?”

i turn around.

i have an idea.

maybe i must embrace this part of me, literally?

it approaches me in the same way i ran.

i wrap my arms around the part of me that was just running.

”i have no reason to run.

nor should you.”

it stopped.

it didn’t follow my movement.

it didn’t try to hurt me.

it simply stopped.

“why?

don’t you realize?”

it likes to make me assume answers from my worst memories and fears.

but there was nothing now.

only Love.

”no.

i love this part of me.

i love you.”

it wraps its arms around me.

”i’m scared i’ll lose you.

i love you too.”

wait that wasn’t what i meant what uuuuuuh…

well, maybe this part of me actually needs me to exist.

i love every part of me.

therefore, it should love me back.

we stay like this.

because we need to know.

what happens?

it made an original move.

it kisses me.

”i’ll see you soon.”

it disappears.

i love me.

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“if you’re having trouble, shoot for where they’re going instead of where they are!

if you’re having trouble,—“

”OH MY GOD COVET I KNOW!”

they’ve been doing this for the past few minutes.

covet wanted to feel like it was helping.

ire didn’t want its help.

he knew he could do it himself.

“do you have any tips on how to get as cool as you are?“

”you think i’m cool?”

”of course!”

ire didn’t respond.

was this love?

was this jealousy?

covet just wanted to know how to be a little cooler.

ire…

he wanted something more than what he had.

”just…

just shut up.”

ire gave it a kiss.

he didn’t let go.

”mmh—!”

covet got itself out of the hold.

“don’t you dare think i love you.”

ire really thought this was gonna keep him safe from romance from envy.

“you clearly do.

come back here, i want to learn how to be a better kisser.

for you.”

envy gave wrath a kiss.

was jealousy turning into love?

was this just a bit?

neither of them knew anymore.

all they knew was that they wanted to stay.

ire lost, but maybe he won another way.

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i observe her.

she looks a little more gloomy.

maybe i can help her?

”hello,” she tells me.

”you’re staring at me.

if you need something from me, tell me.

i’m tired and horny, so i’m not trying to deal with anything stupid right now.”

he’s flowering.

the flowerlike face is just a facade he holds up for the sake of making sinners suffer.

his actual flower is down where one would see a normal genital area.

the flower was too large to simply be covered by vines.

i want to know what’s down there.

”i need to learn more about you.”

”oh thank God there’s a savior in the room!”

“thank Who now?”

”oh yeah.”

he sat on the couch nearby and let the vines retract.

he was a dicot, seen from the 5 petals on his flower.

i want to learn a little more about his biology.

that’s all i want to know, right?

more flowers climbed up the wall, around the couch, and all over the ceiling.

they smelt wonderful.

”let the aroma enter you.

once you do that, i’m all yours.”

as the smell of the flowers got more prominent, i noticed all the hot things about him i didn’t see before.

the vine pattern that looks like tits.

his eye.

before i knew it, vines entangled my torso, dragging me to him.

”you talk about this ‘learning’ stuff, yet you never seem to educate yourself.

when you talk ‘for science,’ i hear ‘for your pleasure.’

now give me the pleasure i’ve needed for the past few days.”

so where do i begin?

i start at the “tits.”

i gnawed at one of them.

”not even going for the actual spot you want to learn about, huh?

don’t worry, i love you enough to let you.”

he loves me?

i moved my fingers with the grooves on the pattern.

he giggled.

”they aren’t titties!

i don’t lactate!

i’m a plant, for fuck’s sake!”

“i don’t care.

they look like them, and i will love on them.”

i kiss the vine i bit at.

i look at the other vines.

these need loving too.

i can’t get every vine, but i want to kiss and lick and tell each and every vine on that beautiful body of his that i love him.

and that’s what i tried doing.

”i love you!”

”i love you too.

you wanna go for the legs now?”

”yes, dear!”

i kiss the thighlike structures.

they taste good.

the flower smelt so good when i was next to it.

i move up toward the eye.

i want to kiss it.

i do.

“i don’t care if you bite this eye off.

it’s not like it’s actually necessary for function.”

”no.

i want to be gentle for you.”

i lick the eye.

the vines get tighter for some reason.

”look at you.

you get to go to my flower now.

i bet you’re going to be so happy.”

the vines take me all the way down.

i saw a little bite mark on the first vine i bit into.

the flower looks so cute.

i lick her pistil.

”oh~.

guess the pollen got to you.”

what does she mean?

i don’t care.

his stamens need some attention.

i play with them a little.

“you want to fuck me so bad, huh?”

”yes!”

the vines take me away from him.

he turns around.

“i don’t care what you use for lube.

just please don’t go raw.

it’s bad for the vines.”

i put my hand in my mouth and lather my cock with the saliva i pick up.

“you ready?”

”yes.”

i put it in her, gripping her body almost as if i was trying to rip john to shreds.

she was loud.

good.

i hope everyone can hear our love.

”doesn’t it just —hngh!— make you happy?”

”yes~!

it does~!”

so much pollen.

it just made me want to keep going.

my mind was stuffy.

it could only think about her.

and that’s a good thing.

i forget how many times i finished.

i only wanted her to say i finished.

”‘kay, mime.

we’re done now.”

the vines made me pull out.

i almost immediately fell asleep.

i swear i could see the pollen change color.

i wake up to a kiss.

experiment: inconclusive.

the plant is now my spouse.

i love him so much.

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i love my wife.

she’s so good to me.

i want to reciprocate that to her.

her delicate touch.

i’d be lying if i said i didn’t need it.

”do you need water, dear?”

something about her voice.

i want to hear it say something awful.

”no.

i need you.”

”awww!

what do you need me for?”

”get on me.”

she follows my word.

she climbs on my lap.

i’ll probably need some flowers to get this going.

i need her so bad.

”sweet flower.

i love you so much.”

she takes her shirt off.

maybe i don’t need flowers after all.

”i want that aroma.

i want to feel nothing but desire.

i want to bask in it.”

i grow some flowers.

they produce the pollen that she wants.

she takes the rest of her clothes off.

i slip a vine up her…

wait what is this?

ehhhh i don’t care.

it’s a pistil until proven otherwise.

“oh~.

i like that~.”

i slip in another.

“m-my pussy can’t take another~!

but please put another in!

ruin me~!”

i can’t hurt her.

i love her too much.

the vines aren’t doing much anyway, just wriggling around.

i press a stamen against her.

“i’m going to pull a vine out and put this in, okay?”

”okay~.”

i slowly pull a vine out, relishing every soft “hah~” and “yeah~” she gives me.

once that’s done, i put in a stamen.

it goes deeper and shallower in her.

i do the same process again with the other vine, but i make sure the stamen is alternating with the other.

one deep, one shallow.

she’s loving this.

”oh my—!

yes~!

add another!

add as many as you need!”

she kisses my eye.

i slowly tangle vines around her, trying to get her to somewhat merge with me for a moment.

i press a stamen against another hole.

”n-not there~!”

”okay, dear.

just keep kissing.”

our bodies intertwine.

her eyes begin to close.

my movements begin to cease.

she sleeps.

i don’t let my stamens stop moving, but i do have them go slower as to not wake her up.

at some point, she slowly releases a liquid.

her eyes open, but she’s not fully awake.

”hah~.

thank you so much.”

she falls back to sleep.

i just keep moving.

i want her to be happy for when she wakes tomorrow.

she awakes.

i haven’t been moving for a while now, and i actually pulled out.

“could i get my phone, dearest flower?”

”of course, love.”

i give her her phone.

she loads up limbus.

i’m guessing she wanted to do this, but just wanted me more.

she does a ten-pull.

it’s an ego.

”fucking red eyes?

i wanted the new outis id, not this!”

”there there, mime.

it’s ok.

you have until august.

you can just shard for her.”

she hugs me.

that’s it.

”eyes on me now.”

i put her phone back where i took it.

i put a stamen in.

”sweetie~.

another?”

i put another in.

i do the same thing as last night.

i will always love her.

i will always need her.

i will always want her to be happy.

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they’re sitting on the couch.

what are they watching?

this new guy being a bum and unable to beat carnation.

john could never.

“dawg he gives you a visual indicator and you STILL fail?”

drain was getting quite angry at this consistent failure of a sinner.

”can’t wait for when he gets to my saferoom and fall immediately.”

”elk, we both know that’s not happening for a while.”

mime was just on her phone writing fics.

”well what if i need to release my thoughts?”

”i’m right here.”

”make that ‘we’re,’ mime.”

elk released some thoughts onto the two.

mime almost immediately folded and was taking her clothes off.

”turn this off.

i’ll save the draft.

just take care of me, drainy~.”

”okay.“

oh God they were already at it.

why not just help them move along?

elk put some more thoughts.

“i-i love you both~!”

”love you.”

”l-love you…”

simple motion.

carnal thought.

another to add to the thought collection.

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“oh johnny!”

oh dear.

what does she want.

”i have a wife now!”

“wait what”

”hi.

i’m her wife.”

oh my.

the flower and the genuine mosquito that is mime are married?

“i don’t know what to think about this combo.”

”you’re going to love it.”

“fair.”

“if you want to, you can even be a part of it.

my vines can handle more than one at a time.”

”no thanks.”

“you can have a demo if you like.

i’m kinda into you.”

“mi—“

“it’s ok!

i consent!”

“okay then…”

flowers climbed the walls.

vines wrapped around me and mime.

i was moved to a wall.

”show him, babe~.”

vines slipped under my clothes.

”you ready?

it shouldn’t hurt at all.”

i nod.

i feel it slip inside me.

it’s lovely.

“another~?

it feels like it needs another.”

“you love two as well, huh?

yeah.

she’s so good at giving more~…”

she puts in another.

”God~…

so good~!”

the flower approaches me.

she touches my face softly.

“saying His name in vain?

you like it that much?”

”yeah~.”

”i understand~!

she’s so—“

the flower asides to her.

”let me have my moment with him, dear.“

she returns to me.

”you sure you don’t want this?”

”i—i don’t know anymore~…

it’s too good to leave~.

it’s too wrong to stay~!”

“you care too much.

i like your size.

small.

yet big.”

vines wrap around my belly.

“i’ll let this go now.

if you intend on returning to us, know that we love you.”

the vines she put in me slip out slowly.

they feel so nice.

the flowers move away.

she doesn’t.

“you can always come to us.

goodnight, dear.”

”h—how did you know i was sleepy…

goodnight, love…”

i close my eyes.

maybe i’ll return.

i’ll love all over them soon.

i need them yesterday.

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everyone gathered somewhere.

even john.

they sat in a circle.

there was a bottle in the center.

it currently contains water.

three rules:

add to the bottle.

drink a sip.

or kiss the person next to you.

first couple to fuck loses the game.

simple.

here’s the kicker:

no one in the circle was dressed even slightly modestly.

drain was in literally nothing.

the person who dressed most modestly was the sinner, though he was in a crop-top for whatever reason and really short shorts.

they began.

the bottle span.

it landed on snap.

it’s a tablet, can’t really dress.

it took a picture of the bottle and added the print to the drink.

the bottle contains water and a picture of the bottle.

the bottle span.

it landed on zomber.

it’s wearing tattered clothing.

it took a sip.

the bottle span.

it landed on the space between carnation and elkman.

nothing happened.

the bottle span.

it actually landed on the flower.

she was loosely wearing a bra, panties that didn’t even try to contain the flower, and stockings.

why would a flower even need all that?

her wife, of course!

“oh, mimey…

come here, babe!”

”love you, sweet flower~!”

they kissed.

for a lot longer than they needed to.

but the game must go on.

the bottle span.

it landed on slight.

he had 50 varieties of alcohol to add to the drink and he decided to add…

draft beer.

the bottle contains watered down beer and a picture of the bottle.

the couple were still at it, wrapping vines and hands.

“yo!

we’re playing a game here, lovebirds!”

ire just had to be the one to end the lovemaking.

”nah.

i love my french girl more than some bottle.”

they went back to kissing.

oh yeah, and mime was in a suggestive cosplay of a french stereotype.

the bottle span.

it landed on ire.

among soft kisses and quiet laughter, he drank a sip.

“this tastes awful…”

”can’t even take a drop of beer…

no taste, man.”

the bottle span.

it landed on john.

”m-my king…”

”yes, dear.

you may.”

he and dozer kissed gently.

the bottle span.

“who we betting on to lose?”

”1’d 54y…

m4y83 j0hn 4nd d023r?”

”ok bro no need for leetspeak i can’t understand you.”

”maybe john and dozer?”

”but what about the two that are still kissing?”

”nah.

watch.”

heed and koo were quietly betting on losers already.

the bottle landed on the clock.

“how about you bet we lose?”

”woah there bud—“

the betters kissed.

the flower couple ended their kiss.

the bottle span.

it landed on slight again.

”ooo first repeat!

i’m gonna add wine?

or vodka?

fuck it, why not both?”

he added both into the bottle.

the bottle contains watered down beer, wine and vodka, and a picture of the bottle.

the bottle span.

but the game would end before it landed.

”honey.

my sweet flower.

i want to forfeit.”

”same.

let’s go home.”

they left.

“so…

give me that fifteen bucks, koo.”

”i never bet anything.”

they were home.

the frenchie took off her clothes, but the flower did not.

”you gotta work to get this off, dear.”

flowers climbed the walls as her bra was easily removed.

then mime moved to the stockings.

it was a difficult fit, but she managed to take them off, too.

then it was time for the panties.

she sniffed the flower, and gave the petals soft touches.

it was easier to take the panties off, and she sniffed them when she had them in her hand.

”still smells like you, flower.”

“did you like the outfit?”

“of course i did!

now let me tend to you.

i need to make sure you’re thriving.”

”okay, gardener.

do whatever you need.”

they carried a little gardener/flower dynamic sometimes.

it stemmed (pun intended) from the pet name that mime gave her, “flower.”

she checks multiple vines, makes sure the flower is watered (if not, she uses her saliva), and does the necessary “pollination.”

however, she forgot to use protection when putting her cock in her flower’s pistil.

”o-oh~!

i’m feeling grooves i’ve never felt before~!”

”did i forget~?

oh no~!”

she likes making accidents seem on purpose.

”c-can i eat what would come out of you?”

”yes, flower.

i’d like to see if it helps you.”

she got close.

”yeah~.

plants feel so good~.”

”you feel so good~!”

“taste.”

she pulled out and came right into the flower’s mouth-like structure made up almost entirely of guard cells.

it dripped into the body.

”tastes good~.

your flower wants to grow.”

vines slipped up into her lover’s ass and clit.

”hah~!

l-let me kiss you!”

she kissed some vines that were right under the eye.

she left a little lip mark that were remnants of lipstick she used for the frenchie costume.

the flower was ready to fertilize her gardener and give her the time of her life.

she put two stamens in each of her holes and released pollen.

the pollen had irritating effects similar to a vibrator.

“h-hah~!

fuck~!

what’s that~?

it feels so fucking good~!”

”it’s my pollen.

it goes deep into you, and i’m aiming for the ovaries.”

”hah—can’t take any more pleasure~!”

”there there, gardener.

you’re doing good.

contribute to your crop now and get into my pistil.

you deserve it.”

she took a few vines and slowly pet mime.

she climbed back down and went back into her flower’s pistil.

carn was ready to produce flowerheads with her at this point.

”once i get seeds, you’ll be able to see your harvest soon.

now release, dear.”

mime came hard.

pollen designed to soothe the irritation went into her.

“gardener, pull up cadmium colors by jamie paige, it’s been in my head this whole time…”

”okay, flower.

can’t wait to see the children.”

they listened to peak as they slowly fell asleep in each other’s arms.