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“Come on Howard I promise I will make it up to you” Randy said as he followed his very ticked off best friend, down the hallways of their school towards the cafeteria.
“I can't believe that you ninja-no-showed AGAIN! You do this every time we are about to do something super Bruce, then you go and ninja out, and I have to do it alone!”
“I know, I'm sorry Howard, but it's my responsibility. With great power comes-”
“DONT even finish that sentence, I know your exactly who you're quoting, ugh, the only way I will ever forgive you is if you buy me lunch for a week”
“deal!”
“-and if you throw away the ninja-nomicon”
“Howard”Randy said with and angry tone.
“fin, fine keep the stupid book”
They then finally reach the cafeteria they get their lunch (with Randy paying for both of them obviously) and sit down to eat, but not for long, because as soon as they sit down a hord of ape robots decided to attack with most of the other students running away while screaming as the robots caused chaos.
Randy looked at howard with a guilty expression on his face
“go, go, do your ninja thing” he said with a rarther tired tone.
Randy finds a place to hide in order to ninja out obviously.
Once he is done with that, he jumps infront of a robo-ape ?
“not so fast!”
“not so fast!? seriously you couldn't have come up with something better?” Howard shouts while still being at their lunch table but has started to not only eat his fod but also Randys.
“i dont have time to come up with catch phrases ok!?”
while Randy, or rather the ninja (when randy is the ninja im just gonna call him ninja/the ninja) is distracted one of the ape robots is able to raise its big fat ass arm up and hit Randy straight in the ribs, sending him flying into a wall.
“ouch that must have hurt”
“ugh, yeah it did”
randy does his normal thing with fighting and fighting the robots for a while, until one of the dummber robots says
:”we are doing such a great job of distracting the ninja” which within saying they get a smack on the head by one of their fellow robots
“dingus”
“wait distracting? Distract me from what? Ugh! Mcfist must be up to something!”
the Ninja quickly distroys the rest of the robots and heads off to mcfits place (i dont know what to call that place tbh)
“ill just be here, eating my luch…and yours!”
The ninja is able to sneak in by using his super cool ninja skills or whatever and is able to hide to eavesdrop on hannibal and viceroy.
“its a good thing those robots are distracting the ninja while we get ready”
“yeah, yeah, but what exactly are we getting ready for, and what's that machine for?”
“we are getting ready for the plan, and that machine can take us to other dimensions”
“Uhh, what plan?’
“the plan where I have found a dimension where 80% of the population has a special gift or ability. We will then travel to said universe, take the people with the most powerful abilities and force them to fight the ninja”
“Oh yes , what a wonderful plan I have come up with once again!”
The Ninja then jumped out of wherever he was hiding and took out his blade.
“Not so fast Mcfist, you give the people of nordsville enough trouble as it is, I won't let you do it to other people in another dimension”
“Geez that was a horrible entrance line,what are you even trying to say?”
“I won't let you bother people in that other dimension? Geez how lazy is this writer, she cant even come up with proper sentences"
"I know right, she also can barely explain what's happeningin the story"
"What are we doing just standing here!? GET THE NINJA"
Robo-apes appear and start attacking the ninja, while he was fighting the robo-apes he accidentally turned on the machine
"Oh boy" A portal then appeard.
"How do you turn this thing off!?" The ninja said as he desperately tried to get the portal closed, but while he was doing that a robo-ape came up behind him and smacked him on the head sending him flying head first into the portal.
"YOU STUPID ROBOT, YOU LET HIM GET AWAY"
"No, Hannibal, he just sent the ninja to a dimension with no way back!"
"Oh yes! Very good robo-ape"