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Surprise Stream? What Could Go Wrong?

Summary:

Well.......This was perhaps not how Izuku expected his first appearance on stream to go. Though now that he thinks about it, given his luck this was bound to happen.

A.K.A. Unfiltered Midoriya accidentally creates the clip of the century.

Notes:

Disclaimer: This is straight up the first draft of this story, unedited, unformatted. Think of this as a teaser of what's to come.

I don't think it's all that great, but I feel the need to get at least something out. Rest assured, I am working on the full version.

Can't say when it'll be done, but I don't think I'll post it until it's done in full (or at least 90% done).

Also I wrote this at like 2 AM after dreaming about it, don't expect too much. Or for anyone to be in character. At all.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies..." - Midoriya

 

"Pffft" - Korone

 

"Wait—no, that's not right. So I'm sitting there, absolutely stoned outta my gourd on whoever's stash was last here. Mind you this is a reasonably clean, if recently abandoned, bar so I had no clue why they didn't take this good shit with them. That's besides the point though, as I'm sittin there Danger Sense goes off a few times. Now from experience Danger Sense can occasionally go off is I'm stoned and feeling paranoid so I th—" - Midoriya

 

"Hold up. You've been stoned before?!?" - Marine

 

"Yeah? I grew up thinking I was quirkless, of course I've done shit to take the edge off. so anyw—" - Midoriya

 

"YOU GREW UP QUIRKLESS!?!?!" - Assembled Holomems

 

"Yeah? My quirk didn't come in until the day of the UA entrance exam. Back to wh—" - Midoriya

 

"TILL THE UA EXAM!??!?" - Assembled Holomems

 

"Yes. Moving on... Danger Sense has gone of a few times now and I'm thinkin, 'Man I could go for a Big Mac and a large fry right now,' when outta nowhere Mr. Compress—in all his suited glory—slams open the door, sees me currently higher than Might Tower, and freezes. Guess what he says?" - Midoriya

 

"What?" - Okayu

 

"He goes, 'Toga, get out of Dabi's stash and transform back. I don't think the boss'll be happy if he sees you lookin like the nemesis he failed to catch today.' Before Toga pops her head in and goes, 'Yeah that ain't me king. I think he's the real deal.' Now, I am currently shitting more bricks than Cementoss could make in an hour, trying to find a way out of this mess. Mind you I'm stoned to hell so the best thing my brain suggests is to punch through the nearest wall like a 'roided up Kool-Aid Man, which I promptly do. i look back as I fly away to the funniest fuckin sight I've seen in years. Every, and I do mean EVERY member of the LOV gawking at me, jaws on the floor and everything, through the ALL MIGHT shaped hole in the wall of their safehouse." - Midoriya

 

"And that was your worst experience with the League-slash-PLF?" - Botan

 

"Oh yeah definitely. Certainly beats out breaking my arm and almost seeing several classmates and teachers die at the USJ." - Midoriya

 

"WHAT happened at Universal Studios Japan!?" - Ao-kun

 

"Not that US—no, nevermind. Story for another time." - Midoriya

 

Okayu looks over to where Marine is currently sitting, next to a laptop and camera, before asking, "Hey Marine-chan? How long have you been live?"

 

"You're Live!?!?!?!?" - Midoriya

 

"Yes. And you answer your question Okayu-chan, we've been on air since the, 'bbq sauce on my tiddies,' line." - Marine

 

"FUCK" (in English) - Midoriya

 

"Damn! Clippers eating good tonight." - Fubuki

 

"SHIT...uh...uhm...ah! Joestar Family Technique! NIGERUNDAYO!!!" -Midoriya, before hopping the couch, over it and the three holomems on it, and slamming straight into the four EN members happened to choose a bad time to enter one of the JP living rooms. In the process also knocking himself out and making all present members crack up laughing.

 

"Uhhhh...what did we just miss?" Bae asked, being trailed by IRyS and the FuwaMoco twins.

 

Peak content," replies Marine, "Well...as you can see, a handful of us have already moved into our new company housing, so we decided to have an off-collab with those of us here and our new bodyguard. Who seems to have knocked himself out in his panic to escape. With me here today are Okayu-senpai, Korone-senpai, Miko-senpai, Fubu-chan, Botan-chan, and Ao-kun, as well as Hakos-chan, IRyS-chan, Fuwa-chan, and Mango-jam— I mean Moco-chan." - Marine

 

"Hoeh!? What did you just call me senpai?!" - Moco-chan

 

"Ugh...talk about a hangover, Tsu-chan do you have any water nearby?" - Midoriya

 

Okayu snorts and hands him one of the glasses on the table.

 

"Thanks," he takes a sip, "Wait.........why is Okayu-san in Tsuyu's room, and where is Tsu-chan? ............................................oh................................Shit I said all of that out loud huh." As he says that he looks around to see all the hologirls cracking up again.

 

"W-well *snort* well Bodyguard-san, do you want to introduce yourself to our lovely viewers?" - Marine

 

"Uhm...hello everyone, I am Hololive's new bodyguard and chief security officer, Midoriya Izuku, also known as the Pro Hero: Deku, please take care of me!" Midoriya states before bowing towards the camera.

 

"Hold up. You're a pro now? I thought UA students could only hold provisional licenses?" asks IRyS, curiosity seeping into her voice.

 

"And you'd be correct in thinking that. However, it turns out caving in the skull of Japan's number one villain with nothing but a metal pipe and some elbow grease on live tv was enough to convince the Hero Commission to issue me a full license and for UA to insist I graduate early and join their staff for quote-unquote, 'being skilled enough to defeat the number one villain one-on-one that training is unnecessary,'" he replies, obvious sarcasm in his voice for that last part, "Which is bullshit, and also besides the point." 

Notes:

That's all she wrote.
After writing this out I've come to the conclusion this is not as bad as I thought it was when I originally decided to post this. Sure some parts are hot ass, but I wrote this in one of my sketchbooks right after waking up at like 2AM, so imma cut myself some slack on that.

Actually.........looking at the start of the second draft of this scene I also wrote in here has given me some ideas to cut through my writers block with this story, so I guess I know what I'm doing when I wake up later.

I'll add this to a series with the finished story when its done, which I think I'll do with all of my other teasers too.

Thanks for reading!

 

P.S. anyone of you that leaves any negative comments—be it non-constructive critisism (you know, like normal critisism) or general unpleasantness—will find me mailing photos of various politician's assholes to your door for a month.