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Daddy-o Says

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On September 5th, 2025 I was struck by a slightly alternate universe in which Sam Says 3 went slightly differently. Now that I have an AO3 account I feel obligated to share it with the world.

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Sam: Players, Sam says, call everyone "Daddy" for the rest of the game.

Jake: Quick question Daddy, can we call people "Daddy-o"?

Sam: Sure, that seems close enough that I'll allow it.

Jake: Does Daddy say I can call people "Daddy-o"?

Sam: Daddy says you can call people "Daddy-o".

Jake: Ok great, but can you say it the way that lets me say it?

Sam: Good catch, Jake, Sam says you can call people "Daddy-o".

Jake: Thanks so much Daddy.

Lou: I love that after all that to get Daddy-o on the table Jake fuck uh Daddy-o still called you Daddy.

Sam: That's two points away from Lou, one for not calling Jake Daddy and one for swearing.

Vic: Also you only said Daddy (points at Jake) could call people "Daddy-o", that rule wasn't applied to us Daddies (points at self and Lou).

Lou (mad): United front!

Vic (defensive): United front!