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XXX-XXX-0000 has started a new chat!
XXX-XXX-0000 has added XXX-XXX-1003, XXX-XXX-1025, XXX-XXX-0811, XXX-XXX-0320, XXX-XXX-0914, XXX-XXX-0915, XXX-XXX-0922, and XXX-XXX-0208 to the chat!
XXX-XXX-0000: Hi everyone! This is a student-run peer connection group for students who may benefit from knowing others with similar life logistics! No pressure to share anything personal, and if you were wrongly added, feel free to leave. Just be kind! 👍
XXX-XXX-0000 changed the group chat name to “Support Group”
XXX-XXX-0000 has left the chat!
XXX-XXX-0914: oh so this is like a fr thing
XXX-XXX-0320: ngl i didnt think they would actually make it into something
XXX-XXX-0915: hey guys!!!
XXX-XXX-1025: holy social experiment
XXX-XXX-0914 changed the group chat name to “social experiment”
XXX-XXX-0208: hi????
XXX-XXX-0208: i thought this was an emergency alert at first and got super confused lmao 😭
XXX-XXX-0914: okay WHO did u think got kidnapped
XXX-XXX-0208: no gang i thought it was for ME
XXX-XXX-1003: Hey everyone!
XXX-XXX-1003: This could be a fun bonding experience, right?
XXX-XXX-0914: whatever u say pal
XXX-XXX-0915: omg 0914 we r number neibors
XXX-XXX-0914: omg u r so cute we so r
XXX-XXX-0811: oh that was surprisingly quick i didn’t think they'd make it so soon
XXX-XXX-0915: is eveybody here?
XXX-XXX-0914: 0922 is missing
XXX-XXX-0320: @XXX-XXX-0922
XXX-XXX-1025: @XXX-XXX-0922
XXX-XXX-0208: @XXX-XXX-0922
XXX-XXX-0914: I CAN SEE YOU ONLINE 0922
XXX-XXX-0922: everybody*
XXX-XXX-0915: ☹️
XXX-XXX-0320: r u fr
XXX-XXX-1003: Okay, well, hello! Nice to meet everyone!
XXX-XXX-0914: u havent met SHIT
XXX-XXX-0320: AYO???
XXX-XXX-1003: language
XXX-XXX-0208: no but theyre lowk right we dont know who anyone is
XXX-XXX-0915: WE SJOULD DO INTRODUCTIONS!!!
XXX-XXX-0915: SHOULD*
XXX-XXX-0914: is that a necessary requirement?
XXX-XXX-0915: maybe just give a fact about urslef and we can namw you off that?
XXX-XXX-0922: yourself* name*
XXX-XXX-1025: god forbid someone make a spelling mistakue
XXX-XXX-0208: THE BIGGEST BEEFSTEAK
XXX-XXX-1025: oh so there are CHILDREN in the chat
XXX-XXX-0915: BEEFING WITH MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL
XXX-XXX-0914: LMAOAOOAOAOAOSO
XXX-XXX-0320: holy chronically online
XXX-XXX-0914: acting like ur not 0320
XXX-XXX-0914: i can see through the screen
XXX-XXX-0914: i can FEEL that ur screentime is one billion
XXX-XXX-0320: me when i stalk people
XXX-XXX-0922: why are you stalking people?
XXX-XXX-0914: oh so u CAN speak ur own words
XXX-XXX-0915: NO ITS OKAY!!! I MISTYPED!!! 😭
XXX-XXX-0208: ur such a jolly guy 0915
XXX-XXX-0320: sunshine of the chat
XXX-XXX-1003: First name change!
XXX-XXX-1003 changed XXX-XXX-0915’s name to “Sunshine☀️”
Sunshine☀️: AWWWW THATS SO CUTEEEEWEEE!!!
Sunshine☀️: gonna make me start crying🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Sunshine☀️: about to charish this anme for life mate
XXX-XXX-0320: protect them at all costs
XXX-XXX-0914: mate
XXX-XXX-0914: thats so australia core of u sunshine
XXX-XXX-0208: by any chance does the word “kangaroo” mean anything to u
Sunshine☀️: HAHAH!! i was born and raised in austarlia actually 😭
XXX-XXX-1003: No way! I was too!
XXX-XXX-1003: Where abouts in Australia are you from?
Sunshine☀️: syndey!!
XXX-XXX-1003: Me too!? That is so crazy!
Sunshine☀️: WHAT
XXX-XXX-0914: hello ? how on earth
Sunshine☀️: omg u and me meeting must b fate
XXX-XXX-0811: FATE, FATE, FAATEEE!! OOOOH OOOOH OOOHHH
XXX-XXX-0208: HELLO
XXX-XXX-0208: IS THAT ENHYPEN
XXX-XXX-0811: you get me
XXX-XXX-0208: I CAN SMELL ENHYPEN FROM A MILLION MILES AWAY
XXX-XXX-0208: ROOTED IN MY BONES
XXX-XXX-0208: 0811 is suddenly my best friend
XXX-XXX-0914: 0208 is in love with 0811
XXX-XXX-0208: no
XXX-XXX-0914: FASTEST REPLY OF ALL TIME
XXX-XXX-0811: so when's the wedding
XXX-XXX-0208: I DID NOT COME HERE TO GET MARRIED
XXX-XXX-0914: well why not ???
XXX-XXX-0208: wouldnt u like to know weather boy
XXX-XXX-1025: once again
XXX-XXX-1025: children
XXX-XXX-0208: im 18💔
XXX-XXX-1025: SO A BABY
XXX-XXX-0208: HELLO
XXX-XXX-0208: IM IN COLLEGE WITH THE REST OF U
XXX-XXX-0208: IM A WHOLE ADULT
XXX-XXX-1025: YOU ARE BRAND NEW
XXX-XXX-0208: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XXX-XXX-0914: HOLY CRASHOUT LMAO
XXX-XXX-0914 changed XXX-XXX-0208’s name to “crashout”
XXX-XXX-1003: 1025, unfortunately crashout was unable to control when they were born.
XXX-XXX-1025: i will kill you
XXX-XXX-0320: WHAT
XXX-XXX-0914: HOLY VIOLENCE
XXX-XXX-0914: HELLO??????
crashout changed XXX-XXX-1025’s name to “VIOLENT CHILD HATER”
Sunshine☀️: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
VIOLENT CHILD HATER: SO YOU ADMIT YOURE A CHILD
crashout: UR NOT DENYING ANY VIOLENCE
VIOLENT CHILD HATER: im in your walls
crashout: im literally dying
XXX-XXX-0922: if you were dying you would not be texting.
XXX-XXX-0320: backtracking slightly
XXX-XXX-0320: 1003 you speak like a founding father
XXX-XXX-1003: I’m 22?
XXX-XXX-0320: OH SO UR ANCIENT
XXX-XXX-0922: you’re halfway to 46 next year.
XXX-XXX-0320: LMAAAOOOOO
XXX-XXX-0914: how the turns have tabled
crashout: YES
crashout: REROUTE THE ATTENTION PUHLEASE
XXX-XXX-0914 changed XXX-XXX-1003’s name to “old man”
old man: Okay, so INSANE??
Sunshine☀️: we have 2 ages now
Sunshine☀️: we still dont have ro give ahway our names but we shoudl do pronouns!!!
crashout: lowk shouldve started with that
old man: I am he/him
VIOLENT CHILD HATER: he/him
VIOLENT CHILD HATER: yeah so this name is insane
crashout: hey i dont make the rules here
crashout: also he/him
XXX-XXX-0811: he/him
XXX-XXX-0320: ^^^^
Sunshine☀️: ⇡
XXX-XXX-0922: ^
XXX-XXX-0914: ^^^
XXX-XXX-0914: where on earth did you get that fancy ahh arrow sunshine?
Sunshine☀️: an app with loads of things on it!!!
Sunshine☀️: (◕‿◕)
Sunshine☀️: ( ˇ෴ˇ )
Sunshine☀️: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
XXX-XXX-0922: hey i have the same one
XXX-XXX-0922: ｡^‿^｡
XXX-XXX-0922: ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
XXX-XXX-0922: ʕ༼◕ ౪ ◕✿༽ʔ
XXX-XXX-0914: this is so unexpected of you 0922
XXX-XXX-0811: i love the boding that is happening but sorry i have to go
XXX-XXX-0811: the beautiful chat is distracting me from my workout and making my brain work is important💔
XXX-XXX-0914: ARE U AT THE GYM??
XXX-XXX-0811: lmao yeah
XXX-XXX-0922 changed XXX-XXX-0811’s name to “gym rat”
gym rat: awww so me core
gym rat: i love you 0922
gym rat: and i love all of you
gym rat: i’ll talk to you guys in a bit
Sunshine☀️: AWWWW BYE GYM RAT
crashout: WOWWWWWW SO HES CHEATING ON ME
XXX-XXX-0914: u quite literally rejected him
crashout: hey we all make silly decisions sometimes
Sunshine☀️: awww i have to go now too💔
Sunshine☀️: better believe that by tomorrow u will all have names💛💛
old man: Bye gym rat. Bye Sunshine. Hopefully we will!!
crashout: i feel so encouraged here
XXX-XXX-1025: goodbye everyone
XXX-XXX-0922: 0922 has left the building