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I woke up, getting off the nest I had made. A normal bed wouldn’t fit me with my wings comfortably.
So I had to, of course, construct my own, very cool nest.
I stretched as I walked off to the kitchen, my talons clacking against the tile. I opened the refrigerator and grabbed the first food item I saw.
I preferred my meals in the morning quick so I had time to preen my wings. And slack off.
I scarfed down whatever I had grabbed and went off to prepare.
While there wasn’t a dress code at Roblox HQ, I had so many copies of my iconic Blame John shirt and those blue shorts because otherwise I felt like nobody would recognize me.
I went off to roblox HQ (im too lazy 2 write how he gets 2 work)
It was boring, clacking away at keyboards. Why couldn’t I just sword fight? I yearned for the blade.
Alas, I had an office job since my little gig of hosting fried chicken eating contests wasn’t paying the bills.
In fact, the contests were more costly than whatever money I had earned from hosting them and I had to cook them MYSELF! And people weren’t guaranteed to even compete either..
I missed doing that but nobody paid me enough to not go broke doing it.
They were eating HUNDREDS of chicken wings without breaking a sweat. They just ate and ate until the timer-
It was time for lunch break. Time passed so quickly when one was distracted..
I got up, stretched and walked to the cafeteria. A lot of people knew each other here in a friendly way.. So it was likely someone would come by. Practically everyone here was friends… I heard not a lot of places had it like this..
Roblox HQ is widely renowned, not just because it basically was the leaders of robloxia but because of just how many people of any type could go work there.
Hell, there was dusekkar with a blue pumpkin for a head.. And a skilled mage. A really good one at that.
Man, Roblox just hired anyone. That wasn’t a liability of course..
Not after that incident where an admin had tried to make off with a bunch of robux.
It was absurd to even think someone would try to steal robux and expect to get away with it. I realized I was lost in thought again as I ate my lunch.
Which was.. Pretty sad to look at. The lunch looked depressed. Genuinely.
Everything was so boring.
I wanted something new.
I finished my lunch before I heard a voice call out for me..? Of all people? I just started working here..
“Shedletsky! I just wanted to know how yer settlin’ in here!.” Builderman himself had decided to talk to me? I blinked before managing to reply
“Uh.. Doing fine. I just finished lunch..” I felt his staring.
Or was it just me that felt the stares? Probably just me. Getting worried over nothing.
“Well.. if ya ever need help ask me! I don’t mind helpin’ out!” Builderman cheerfully stated, smiling.
He had such a silly smile. I enjoyed it, no wonder he was so famous.
“I’ll remember that!” I waved bye and went back to work..
Sadly Roblox HQ didn’t let new hires deal with the exploiters. So sadly my sword was left unused.
At least I had work to do.
Was someone staring? I felt like someone was.
I kept working and working. I lost track of time eventually but I realized the time as I went home.
(insert shedletsky traveling home u can make it up.. I don’t think he’d be a good driver tho LMAO)
I got inside, closing the door behind me. I cleaned up and had a very very cool and not indescribable horror for my dinner.
I preened my wings, adjusting the feathers into the perfect space as I had done so many times before this. I released the pin feathers that were peeling a bit.
“Ugh.. this will be a mess to clean up..” I muttered to myself as I shook my wings to get the dust off of them. I loved being presentable, after all if I was going to feel stared at all the time, I’ll look good for it!
It was probably concerning, but I didn’t feel like telling anyone about it. I mean, why get people worried over what was probably nothing..?
I’m fine.
I laid in my bed, allowing myself to fall asleep. When I woke up it was the middle of the night
I was never good at sleeping through the entire night.. I moved up from my nest, fluffing up my wings as I stretched.
I went to the fridge, and snacked.
I then yawned and went back to my nest, going back to sleep.
It is gonna be a long day tomorrow.. I can just feel it..