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Hagmaxxing with The Mouse in My Drawer

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Sometimes hagmaxxing means dating an older human woman. Other times it means taking in a tiny homeless FurChan-addicted mouse hag with hypersomnia and massive milkers, letting her sleep in a drawer all day and only taking her out so you can use her as an onahole (or have movie nights). That's just the crazy world of hagmaxxing.

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I have a room-mate, of sorts. Maxine the sleepy mouse hag. She doesn’t pay rent, though, because she doesn’t have a job – or any other source of income, for that matter. I don’t think she has any real hobbies, either. In fact, to the best of my knowledge she never even leaves my room. Instead Maxine leads a simple life. Most of the time – when I’m not using her small rodent body as a sex toy or having movie night with her – she’s just sleeping in my drawer. I’ve caught her shit-posting on FurChan a few times on what is definitely the smallest laptop I’ve ever seen, but mostly she’s sleeping. She seems to really like that. Oh, and cheese. Maxine fucking loves cheese. The smellier the better. It’s kinda gross but it works out pretty well for me. I like brie. Sometimes it goes bad before I can eat it, though, and starts stinking up the whole fridge. Then I just toss it into the drawer and Maxine wakes up to scarf it down like some miniature garbage disposal.

I don’t actually know a lot about Maxine. She never really talks about herself. I don’t even know where she came from. One night she just kinda appeared outside my apartment. I invited her in ‘cause it was freezing at the time, especially for a skinny little mouse like her. One thing lead to another, though, and before I could say “sorry for sexually assaulting you” I was bouncing Maxine up and down on my cock while she squeaked my name and came her little brains out. I’m not proud of myself but in my defense, for a skinny mouse who’s not even 2 feet tall Maxine is extremely well-endowed in the chest area. We’re talking tig ole bitties here. Massive mouse melons. Stonking huge gazongas. She’s jokingly told me a few times that she’s a ‘tit mouse’ but I know that’s just a type of bird. What I do know is that Maxine is older than me. By a lot. She’s mentioned stuff that makes me think she was born in the 70s. In spite of this she still talks like a twenty-something who’s been binging way too much FurChan. I’ve got a pretty good thing going – both sexual relief and free cheese disposal – so I’m loathe to fuck it up by prying into Maxine’s life. If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.

Finally back from work, I go to open the drawer where my room-mate’s been sleeping all day. My cock is already hard from thinking about that soft warm mouse hole all day. I look inside to see Maxine’s sleeping inside a folded-up hand towel, looking absolutely adorable and wearing nothing but her usual see-through black bra and panties. Sexy as fuck. The little mouse hag looks up at me all bleary-eyed as the drawer is pulled completely open. She lazily wipes away the drool on her chin as she giggles, still groggy from her nap but completely onboard with the plan, as usual. The world’s most willing sexual assault victim.

“Time for dick? Fuck yeah, dude~.”

Her voice is surprisingly deep for a mouse. I pick her up gently before unceremoniously tossing her onto my bed. The small rodent squeals excitedly like she’s on some kind of rollercoaster ride. As I undress in a hurry, I catch Maxine licking her lips in anticipation and groping her massive hangers through the bra. She moans as she pinches hard nipples. So fucking sexy. Seeing Maxine play with herself always makes me harder than applied cryptography. I quickly pull off my underwear and climb onto the bed. The little hag lets out a giggle as she flops onto her back, ready for me as she stares amorously at my waving cock. I slide it in between her massive mouse mounds and the hag coos as she eagerly squeezes it between her warm little thighs. The size difference between us means that my cock is practically as big as her torso and it looks almost grotesque on top of her. Maxine isn’t worried, though. She just makes a stupid joke. An older meme from a more civilised age when Nintendo wasn’t an evil faceless empire.

Maxine

My body is ready.”

The mouse lets out a little hag laugh complete with snorts and cutely kicks her legs in the air. The claws on her dainty little feet tickle my stomach. I have no doubt that she’s ready but I’ve got no idea how. Reminding myself not to look a gift mouse in the pussy, I grab the little rodent and run my hands down her sides. That white fur is so soft there’s probably a law against it somewhere. Maxine coos happily while I just let my fingers comb through it. It doesn’t take long before I’m pulling her panties down, though. The mouse bites her lip with her cute little overbite and trembles with arousal as her tiny pussy is finally revealed to me. She’s completely soaked, as always. Maxine looks up at me, more than ready to go and clearly craving some human cock.

“Come on, dude. Mouse-puss is best puss~.”

I grin and nod. She’s definitely right about that. We groan in unison as my cock stretches the mouse wide open and slides inside. It looks like it should be hurting her but the horny hag just squeezes her large titties with a look of total bliss on her face, eyes rolling back into her head as she starts to drool all over herself from sheer happiness. She’s clearly in hag heaven right now so I don’t bother holding back and just focus on my own pleasure. Maxine starts letting out cute squeaking sounds and her little claws dig into the covers to prevent herself from being pushed off the bed. I groan and moving going faster. The squeaking increases in pitch, making the mouse sound almost surprised that she’s being pounded yet again even though it happens almost every single day. I’m already so close. I grab Maxine around the waist and start physically lifting her small body up and down on my cock. My eyes focus on her bouncing mitties (mouse titties). Every time I push inside, she squeaks as the air is forced out of her. She’s super into it, though, a big blissful smile on her cross-eyed face as I basically use her tiny body to jerk off. Faster and faster. The mouse hag whimpers desperately.

“G-give it to me~!”

I go faster still and groan as I fill my room-mate with the kind of thick human cream-pie that she absolutely adores. Maxine comes with a loud mousy squeak and I pound her a few more times before collapsing onto the bed with my hand still wrapped around her waist. After we catch our breaths Maxine giggles as she looks down at her inflated stomach. She looks almost pregnant. With a big relaxed grin on her flushed face, the mouse looks up at me.

“Fuuuck... Looks like you needed that even more than I did~.”

Grabbing a nearby tissue, I use it to catch the flood of semen from Maxine’s very well-fucked mouse hole as I slowly pull out of her. She’s right. It’s a lot. I toss the tissue away before dragging my smaller room-mate up to my face. She giggles again and I pull her into a kiss. I’m rewarded by a cute little squeak of surprise before the tiny mouse melts in my arms completely, moaning into my mouth as she eagerly kisses me back with a passion that belies her size. My fingers comb through her soft warm fur again while Maxine and I lazily savor a series of soft slow kisses. Her whiskers tickle my face and I don’t think I’ve ever felt more relaxed. Eventually we part, only for me to pull her back into a tender hug. I can’t stop smiling as the mouse hag presses her snout into my chest and inhales.

“I... I really missed you today.”

Maxine looks up at me. Her smile falters briefly before returning in full force only a second later. Her cute little nose is almost touching mine as her voice takes on an edge of mischief.

“You did, huh? You fallin’ for me, dude?”

I chuckle. Am I? Yeah, I guess I am. It’s hard not to with my room-mate being such a cute mouse.

“What if I was?”

Maxine smirks and reaches up to run a tiny hand down my cheek. Her claws tickle me as she stares deeply into my eyes.

“That’d be suuuper lame... I’d have to confess crushin’ on you since you took me in. That an old mouse like me really lucked out with a handsome young normie like yourself. We might even have to get married and have a whole litter together. Who needs that kinda hassle~?”

I laugh and Maxine gives me a soft kiss on the cheek.

“Guess we should just pretend nothing’s going on, then.”

My room-mate nods cutely and plants another little mouse-kiss on my nose. She giggles.

“Totally, dude. Now gimme another kiss~.”

I chuckle and gently pull Maxine in for another kiss. Just before our lips meet, I smile and softly whisper into one of her large ears.

“Love you, Maxine.”

The little mouse sputters in mock-indignation and lands a playful love tap on my shoulder. I barely feel it.

“Now you've done it! Oh, fine! I... I love you, too, okay? A lot. Damn, dude...”

Maxine pretends to be upset with me before aggressively grabbing my shirt. I let the little mouse hag pull me into another one of her sweet kisses, both of us laughing as our lips finally meet.