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2026-02-16
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buzz chatroom 1011

Summary:

just a buzz charoom with 49% chaos, 49% stupidity and perhaps 2% of music

Notes:

just an au, cuz buzz is a super mysterious group that hardly ever showed their personalities thoroughly, so i just write based on the very little content they have provided to the world

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: finkl and jyp

Chapter Text

kyunghoon logged in

 

kyunghoon: guuuuuys

 

kyunghoon: is anyOne online

 

kyunghoon: play starcraft with me

 

kyunghoon: ehhh

 

kyunghoon: yall are bullies :(

 

kyunghoon: i regret joining this band bye

 

kyunghoon logged out

 

junki logged in

 

junki: ?

 

junki: i can play

 

junki: @kyunghoon

 

kyunghoon logged in

 

kyunghoon: yaYYY is woohyun hyung joining the server

 

junki: @woohyun 

 

woohyun logged in

 

woohyun: no i lent my pc to sunghee

 

woohyun: so i can’t play

 

kyunghoon: why does sunghee hyung need your pc @sunghee 

 

woohyun: idk duhhhh he doesn’t even play games

 

sunghee logged in

 

sunghee: no cuz i need it for watching finkl videos

 

junki: ??? why finkl

 

kyunghoon: OMG HYUNG YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ONE OF THE NOONAS??????

 

sunghee: gUYS nO?

 

woohyun: WTFFFFFF HOW DO U KNOW THEM

 

kyunghoon: fuck i should have known something was going on when he disappeared at our waiting room last mcountdownnn he must have gone to get the noonas’ numbers

 

kyunghoon: @yejun hyung you saw that too right

 

junki: guys just let sunghee explain

 

woohyun: i feel betrayed sunghee

 

kyunghoon: WE feel betrayed

 

kyunghoon: @yejun come before you miss the tea of sunghee leaving buzz

 

kyunghoon: @yejun @yejun @yejun

 

yejun logged in

 

yejun: guys i was getting a taste of dancing now yall make my phone vibrates nonstop its on you if i give up midway

 

junki: WHAT DANCING

 

junki: is this world crazy or am i crazy

 

kyunghoon: why are you dancing

 

woohyun: wait i think i can connect the dots

 

woohyun: sunghee you aint making us dance right

 

sunghee: gosh guys it was yejun hyung’s idea

 

sunghee: he suggested dancing in our next concert

 

sunghee: so i was looking up some dancesteps and he is now figuring them them out lololol yall should have seen

 

kyunghoon: wtf i dont wanna dance i dance like shit im out

 

woohyun: i dance like a robot can i not dance

 

junki: hahhaha i am lowkey ok w dancing tho

 

kyunghoon: junki hyung no you should also oppose this idea so it makes 2 vs 3

 

woohyun: now it is 2 vs 3 already kyunghoon are you stupid

 

kyunghoon: omg thanks for clarifying mr iq 140

 

woohyun: its 148 can u be more specific mr min kyunghoon who cannot math

 

yejun: and cannot dance

 

kyunghoon: guys shut up i can SING

 

kyunghoon: i was right when i said yall are bullies

 

kyunghoon: yall will regret if u lose such perfect maknae

 

kyunghoon: plus you dont dance any better than me yejun hyung

 

yejun: you dont underestimate me perfect maknae

 

yejun: now i actually think i can carry a jyp medley

 

sunghee: ummm i dont disagree but i dont agree either

 

sunghee: hyung ur dance is weird

 

yejun: its only your subjective thought

 

yejun: the fans will like my dancing

 

junki: can i ask what yall plan is esp sunghee who is choosing the dance

 

yejun: what

 

yejun: dont tell me you are going to secretly practice the dance at home

 

junki: noooo i would never dance in my room cuz its too small plus i dont want to dance in front of my sister lollol chill hyung

 

sunghee: your tone is sus

 

woohyun: that means u will secretly practice in the prac room

 

kyunghoon: noooo u are supposed to let weaker people like yejun hyung and woohyun hyung to practice more so that we can achieve a similar standard on the day!

 

woohyun: da hell what is with the exclusion of yourself min kyunghoon

 

sunghee: SO i think everyone here agrees im the best dancer??

 

yejun: you are never any better kyunghoon seriously come to the prac room rn and show me how GOOD you are 

 

kyunghoon: lol no bye

 

sunghee: hellooo?? reply to my message perhaps??

 

junki: sunghee they are only going to debate about who's the worst dancer here no one cares about who's the best

 

kyunghoon logged out

 

sunghee: damnnnn

 

sunghee: its no fun bye guys i continue w my finkl videos then imma sleep in the prac room tonight

 

sunghee: gonna give you back your pc tmr woohyun hyung

 

sunghee logged out

 

woohyun: IM SOOO MAD who is he to judge my dancing abilities 

 

woohyun: has he even seen me dance?? i have perfect body proportions of an idol

 

yejun: he himself is THE WORST DANCER

 

junki: guys its almost 2am just go to sleep theres no use to argue

 

junki: lemme kindly remind we are a freaking ROCK BAND only

 

junki logged out

 

yejun: he doesn't understand our perspectives

 

yejun: this is very important to us

 

woohyun: ofc he doesn't cuz he doesn't dance like usss

 

yejun logged out

woohyun logged out

Notes:

reference: buzz dancing to finkl "남자친구에게" and a jyp medley respectively in two concerts, go watch on youtube if you haven't already

why? CUZ THEY ARE LEGENDARY

they probably internally agreed woohyun was the worst dancer cuz he wasn't included in the finkl one and he did another dance but who knows!

i wish buzz could guest on kb and dance to the finkl song again tho, esp kyunghoon literally danced to this song but with the cast in one of the early ep